And if one? How does one decide which?
Free cockring.
Wait you guys have more than 1?
You have less than nine? Is it not supposed to be a veritable bunch of grapes down there?
Found the one ball wonder right here
Yup, all three balls.
Three? I’m just sitting over here with one…
Okarun?
What’s that?
it’s a gay sex highlander thing. whoever orgasms first has to give the other person a ball. eventually there’s gonna be one dude with so many balls.
Seems like a self balancing problem. More balls = more pressure. Then you lose one until you hit equilibrium with the other highlanders.
You’d think, but it’s really hard to balance with so many balls.
Even with your legs so far apart?
Yeah, I’ve heard of that- Then they can summon Shenron, and have a wish granted, right?
I think that’s just if they’re Japanese
Well, it’s an average number.
Holy shit, not to brag, but you just made me realize I literally have an above-average number of balls. Updating my Tinder profile as we speak.
I lent my third to a friend. Can I do with 2 for now?
Yeah probably, but your partner might think you’re a bit crazy for doing that.
It depends on the moon phases. Full moon? No balls. Half moon, half balls. Etc.
Shit! That’s how it works? I’ve been using a condom for each ball too! You’ve saved me so much money
People just dont understand men’s anatomy
People just dont understand men’s astrology
(Wait, is moon in astrology? Fuck, now I wanna check for real.)
Two moons?
Four balls in the condom!Do you do the left ball with the waxing or waning phase?
Wax the ball
Well, I def don’t buy magnum condoms bcs of my magnum dong, that’s for sure.
You putting icecream in there?!?!
Yeah, it has nuts.
I thought this was the topic of discission :).
I’ve always been small, but while I was maturing, my sack hung lower and lower. I also have problems with holding urine so every night before sleep I put both my penis and whole scrotum to a condom. In the morning, it’s full of pee
Some secrets we can take to the grave ❤️
Can I trust you 👉👈
Nope. Screenshot is already on 9gag
Ahhh, sweet 💞💞
Only put the one you plan to use
Not the one where the pee is stored.
True, my doctor suggested this but sometimes I like to switch it up to surprise my partner.
I read once in an article (don’t remember the details), that the urine of schizophrenic people contains some psychedelic chemical naturally.
In other words, psychedelic pee is stored in the schizophrenia
That feel when your mom fucked a shaman and you’re half magic mushroom, half human.
I only put the balls in the condom, I leave the meat out and free.
What is the rest of the recipe?
Inbetweeners. Such a funny show I forgot about.
I tried but the condom is too big
You haven’t lost your virginity until both balls are in.
Makes me wonder if anyone actually tried this for real.
BOOOOYAH
I’m about to go try this shit at home!
One for the frank and one for the beans
I just cut mine off. Just got in the way and I’m all about less clutter.
minimalist lifestyle is so depression era coded. Im all for maximalism now. Get ball transplants, grow a tumour, have as many balls as you can
Not just the condom, also the vagina.
Ew girls.
Lots of people will put their balls in too, but it’s just for warmth. It’s totally a preference thing. You might see what it says in a history book, or the Bible.
