She might want to go back, but she can’t. Loss of motor contol

What about Orcs?

“I am always respectful and appropriate towards female employees, especially the hot ones.”

Yeah by using out-of-bounds numbers they avoid accidentally listing legitimate values who might get upset or free advertising

There are two wolves inside of your computer

If someone starts filming you because you told them off, you gotta go “Wait are you filming already? Nooo, you gotta wait for me to be ready! Ahem… CANT BELIEVE you’re blasting music on the train with no headphones and other people around, you cot no consideratie for other people on the train, ope I said train too many times lemme go again…” And then it just looks like a set up bit that nobody will believe was real.

What does that noise sound like?

7D gay chess

Is there any way to stop understanding that?

Retirement homes

Windows: Gabe edition.

It’s like regular windows, but everything is Gabe. Task manager is now Gabe manager. Command prompt is now Gabe prompt. Start button? Gabe button.

Gabes face is the desktop background and screensaver, this cannot be changed. The cursor is a tiny Gabe. Instead of the windows log off noise, it’s Gabe whispering “Goodbye” really near to the microphone. This is not a recording, but is actually Gabe saying that personally to you live each time.

Who told them the plan?!

Yes, sitting by the lake with a friend, she painted her own scene. I didn’t feel very distracted at all, it was nice.

China is a very dodgy, aggressive and belligerent country and it’s ok to bring attention to their shenanigans. From the massacre they did to their own people in Tiananmen square in 1989, to their aggressive maritime behaviour in the west Phillipines sea, and the sonar attacks that deliberately injured Australian Navy divers, they are career shit-stirrers, all these bad behaviours should be reported on and given visibility.

Hairy ball theorem

Thank you!

My favorites part is when Yossarian finally meets his mission quota, outsmarts the colonel, and gets to go home.

You got it boss!

I wouldn’t consider it a coup. Coup typically means an unlawful takeover of a government, in the case of Whitlam, it was and still is in the power of the governer general (who is directed by the king or queen) to appoint or dismiss a prime minister.

This is what happens in Australia when there’s our equivalent of a govt shutdown. A shutdown implies the leaders have failed at their jobs, so the governer general just dismisses the PM via the king and appoints one who can do his job properly and get things working again.

Confounding this was the fact that both the PM and the GG have the ability to appoint and dismiss each other, in a roundabout way. The PM advises the king or queen to appoint a GG and the king is obligated to follow that advice. The GG advises the king to approve the ascendency of the elected PM, but can advise the king to dismiss them as well. Ultimately it’s the king or queen who calls the shots, but by modern etiquette, the monarch is just a conduit for that advice.

When both try to dismiss each other, it really comes down to who gets their letter into the king’s hand first. In this case, it was Kerr.

I don’t doubt that the CIA interfered and manipulated circumstances, but I don’t think the term “Coup” fits.

“Your SO’s name!”