SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agoAnd if so, one or both?lemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square68linkfedilinkarrow-up1402arrow-down19file-text
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minus-squarestupe@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up14·2 days agoThree? I’m just sitting over here with one…
minus-squareLousyCornMuffins@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·2 days agoit’s a gay sex highlander thing. whoever orgasms first has to give the other person a ball. eventually there’s gonna be one dude with so many balls.
minus-squareanomnom@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 days agoSeems like a self balancing problem. More balls = more pressure. Then you lose one until you hit equilibrium with the other highlanders.
minus-squareivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·20 hours agoYou’d think, but it’s really hard to balance with so many balls.
minus-squareanomnom@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·14 hours agoEven with your legs so far apart?
minus-squaresupernight52@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 days agoYeah, I’ve heard of that- Then they can summon Shenron, and have a wish granted, right?
minus-squareLousyCornMuffins@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 days agoI think that’s just if they’re Japanese
minus-squareivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-220 hours agoHoly shit, not to brag, but you just made me realize I literally have an above-average number of balls. Updating my Tinder profile as we speak.
minus-squareSnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 days agoI lent my third to a friend. Can I do with 2 for now?
minus-squareblackn1ght@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 days agoYeah probably, but your partner might think you’re a bit crazy for doing that.
Yup, all three balls.
Three? I’m just sitting over here with one…
Okarun?
What’s that?
it’s a gay sex highlander thing. whoever orgasms first has to give the other person a ball. eventually there’s gonna be one dude with so many balls.
Seems like a self balancing problem. More balls = more pressure. Then you lose one until you hit equilibrium with the other highlanders.
You’d think, but it’s really hard to balance with so many balls.
Even with your legs so far apart?
Yeah, I’ve heard of that- Then they can summon Shenron, and have a wish granted, right?
I think that’s just if they’re Japanese
Well, it’s an average number.
Holy shit, not to brag, but you just made me realize I literally have an above-average number of balls. Updating my Tinder profile as we speak.
I lent my third to a friend. Can I do with 2 for now?
Yeah probably, but your partner might think you’re a bit crazy for doing that.