Yeah so I used the cousin thing as an in. I mean if anyone’s gonna bang my cousin it’s me! -Einstein
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Some say they’re feisty, but I think they work great as a team.
saltnotsugar@lemmy.worldto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Pineapple on pizza is always hotly debated, but do you think Pineapple belongs on a burger?221·16 hours agoIf someone enjoys something I say let them enjoy it. Seems like an interesting combination but not something I need to go out and try immediately.
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(Tube bends slightly) The age of man is over.
My wife will just slowly scoot over to me while she’s in blanket cocoon mode and then lean on me.
You guys said no mustaches! Oh come on!
Hungry with itchy eyes? Deep fried chicken with the sensational flavor of Allegra is here for you.
My cat does this too. I like to walk around and loudly wonder where she has gone off to. Then she’ll happily wiggle her tail moving the curtains back and forth.
saltnotsugar@lemmy.worldto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Eight US states seek to outlaw chemtrails – even though they aren’t realEnglish151·4 days agoSee the problem is you’re using logic and reason backed up by facts. They need to hear loud buzzwords from talking heads.
The Denny’s waitress rolled her eyes when I asked which wine pairs best with the chicken strips.
saltnotsugar@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•What grass starvation does to the perma-online171·4 days agoAnal is now first base.
You know who we should use as a Jesus model? Jeff in accounting.
I think the problem is we don’t have huge ol crickets that are lobster sized. Otherwise you’d have Red Locust and all you can eat grasshopper legs.
Is this the dog that looks through windows desperately at their ex?
Did you know you can just buy these in the store? Like you don’t need a realtor or anything!
saltnotsugar@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Looking for the perfect 5 year anniversary gift?6·5 days agoAI, you’ve always been the caretaker of the Overlook hotel.
saltnotsugar@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Sir! A second Click meme has hit Lemmy15·5 days agoOne will gently clean, and the other will turbo scrub.
B-But I’m not a Linux admin!
Somehow naked DK is more nude than the most naked…naked dude.