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minus-squareLousyCornMuffins@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·2 天前it’s a gay sex highlander thing. whoever orgasms first has to give the other person a ball. eventually there’s gonna be one dude with so many balls.
minus-squareanomnom@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 天前Seems like a self balancing problem. More balls = more pressure. Then you lose one until you hit equilibrium with the other highlanders.
minus-squareivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.worldcakelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·13 小时前You’d think, but it’s really hard to balance with so many balls.
minus-squareanomnom@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 小时前Even with your legs so far apart?
minus-squaresupernight52@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 天前Yeah, I’ve heard of that- Then they can summon Shenron, and have a wish granted, right?
minus-squareLousyCornMuffins@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 天前I think that’s just if they’re Japanese
minus-squareivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.worldcakelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-213 小时前Holy shit, not to brag, but you just made me realize I literally have an above-average number of balls. Updating my Tinder profile as we speak.
Three? I’m just sitting over here with one…
Okarun?
What’s that?
it’s a gay sex highlander thing. whoever orgasms first has to give the other person a ball. eventually there’s gonna be one dude with so many balls.
Seems like a self balancing problem. More balls = more pressure. Then you lose one until you hit equilibrium with the other highlanders.
You’d think, but it’s really hard to balance with so many balls.
Even with your legs so far apart?
Yeah, I’ve heard of that- Then they can summon Shenron, and have a wish granted, right?
I think that’s just if they’re Japanese
Well, it’s an average number.
Holy shit, not to brag, but you just made me realize I literally have an above-average number of balls. Updating my Tinder profile as we speak.