transcription: women be like “where can i find a goth gf?” my sister in christ we killed the american shopping mall and the goth girls lost their natural habitat

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      I’m sorry to tell you that hair dye, plastic glitter and make-up does not come from the ecologic goth homestead.

      It came from the mall. Sorry.

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    The idea that the only Habitat of the Goth is the American Shopping Mall is a misunderstanding, as it is the habitat of the American Mall Goth. Here’s some other places where you can find Goths:

    • New Age/Witchcraft shops (The Witchy Goth).
    • Metal bars/Nightclubs (The Metal/Tradgoth).
    • Medieval/Victorian Old Towns (The Lesser European Dark Academic Goth, The Greater European General Goth)
    • Second Hand Bookshops (The Greater European Dark Academic Goth).
    • Museums (The Medieval Academic Goth).
    • Glasgow Central Station (The Glaswegian Cathouse Goth, also sometimes hybridised with the Electric Trainspotter due to interbreeding).
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    When I was growing up I knew exactly one goth, and he stank because he never showered. There were no goth girls, there were only grebs.

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    When I was growing up, the goths I remember wouldn’t be caught dead in a shopping mall.

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    I know a lot of the reason people say malls are failing is the internet but I also feel like its due to rising inflation. The malls that still exist near me are so fucking expensive. Most of the stores you can’t even get a T-shirt for less than $20.

    Not to mention the privacy concerns. The local mall near me has banned face coverings and hooded jackets. I have no doubt’s that somewhere along the line footage is being sold to data brokers

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      Now I’m envisioning a battle royal between mall cops and ICE. We said no face coverings, get ‘em y’all.

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    Hot Topic and Spencer’s are both still running. Also, there’s Dolls Kill in LAX.

    Also, get a seasonal job as a scare actor. I helped run a haunt, and goth girls were honestly our backbone.

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      Hot Topic is losing its edge (seriously there was like one rack of fishnets and the rest was branded stuff including Bluey branded stuff) and Spencer’s has been reducing locations.

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        Yea. The Hot Topic of today is nothing like the Hot Topic of 10 years ago.

        It used to be a “counter culture” store but when the Mall era started dying they changed into a “pop culture” store trying to chase profits.

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        The longer Hot Topic sticks around the more likely they’re gonna end up like the merch side of an EB Games (any Aussies will know what I mean)

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          EB Games is Canada as well and I know exactly what you mean.

          I feel like Funko pops are like an opportunistic infection. When ever you see them it’s not a good sign for the host.

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        They’re definitely waning, I agree. They’re still around, though. I still go there every once in a while for cheap, body safe jewelry and band t-shirts.

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          I appreciate that they at least save the really “safe” stuff for their other brand Box Lunch, but they need to let Hot Topic be edgier

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    Gotta get a job at a coffee shop but not some corpo chain one of those fucks like black mud, or morning muck or some shit.

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    Don’t ask how I know but the one on the left is pretty insistent he’s a boy who just likes cute goth girl clothes.

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      What would you call festivals that are emo themed like the ones you linked? Rock?

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        I’ve seen emo-themed nights advertised at clubs, for nostalgia. So they might just be called emo. Tho to bring in larger crowds they might use different terms, yeah.

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    Goth girls were hunted to extinction by the rolling giants and the mall ecology collapsed as a result. The niche is now occupied by urbex enthusiasts and Julien Reverchon.