I take my shitposts very seriously.

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Cake day: June 24th, 2023

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  • Step one, inherit daddy’s South African emerald mine and child slaves.

    Step two, use that blood emerald money to fund lots of insane projects.

    Step three, wait until the engineers make some of them work. Be very vocal about successful projects, and silent about failures.

    Alternative: infest a promising independent project (something cool and futuristic like electric cars), buy yourself the title of “founder”, and act like it was your idea all along.

    Step four, offer a completely insane idea to rescue children inside rocket fuel tanks, then accuse your largest critic of pedophilia.








  • The devs can just raise the price by 30%

    Actually they can’t. Steam’s TOS has a “most favored nation” clause that forbids developers from charging less for their games on other platforms (at least this is how I understand it, I’m not a lawyer). From a small developer’s perspective, it sucks that they can’t unburden the player from the 30% where it doesn’t apply. From Valve’s perspective, that would turn Steam into an advertising platform for other stores.