No, im pretty sure political power is kept in barrels, and we take it out when we need to use it. Because it comes from there.

Oh shit, maybe we don’t just store it there, but we make it there? Like whiskey?

Old saying from… Korea, i wanna say? Maybe mongolia?

I don’t remember exactly, but damn i wonder if its tasty, like whiskey.

No, honey, it’s 2025.

I don’t know what happened to you, but im so fucking sorry.

Edit: you can down vote me all you want. It doesn’t change the truth. Odds are everyone you knew is dead.

and is still functional and doing valuable things in the 70s

Oh, wow, you might wanna sit down for this.

This is definitely marketing driven.

The only ethical way out is to make the cops pay for a bullet.

Nah, left out the gross eugenics stuff.

Which every high level corpo is very into.

There’s a way to avoid this.

Okay. I didnt know this. I’ve never actually paid taxes myself.

But it’s also possible other states get on board, and i know domestic industries like cannabis that dont do business with the maij body of the empire play it pretty fast abd loose with taxes.

The only ‘delivery guy’ i ever met who got paid even close to six figures (and that doesn’t include operation+maintenance) spoke like a million languages, had advice for how much to bribe border guards in various countries and currencies, most of which no longer exist, and may have had ties to the state department.

And i feel like thats not the kind of delivery guy amazon is trying to replace with these.

If i cant leave my apartment, i cant let the delivery guy in.

Or i can ask a friend whos gonna be by to grab me something.

My entire apartment looks like the later episodes of serial experiment lain.

did we slip into

You haven’t been paying any attention, have you?

And if its not infinite, we should pretend it is and extract as much as we can for shareholders!

Sure, because theyre a danger to the rest of us, it’s incurable, and they’re in terrible suffering. And also because it’s funny.

Yeah. We should increase surveillance on cars to block freedom 0f movement, and militarize roads for freedom.

The labor aspect of class politics is complicated.

But you don’t have to understand any of it to think stealing these would be cool as fuck.

Speaking as an adhd person:

I cannot afford to use these services.

I cannot deal with their bullshit, and, as someone with marginalized aspects of my identity, cant deal with their spyware.

I can, however, walk about a block to a 24 hour grocery store or pizza place thats open late. If i fucked up.

Well yes but see i don’t live there and i need to keep driving my ford F50000 fleshreaper, BLOOD FOR THE CAR GOD

I own that top in black.

Its probably fine.