seriously though, the daily show segment went back as far as 2012 or something but dude was saying the same shit in the 90s.

IN THE 90S…

how fucking old is this demon

Same as it ever was ‘Same as it ever was Same as it ever was Same as it ever was Same as it ever was Same as it ever was Letting the days go by Same as it ever was

Those conspiracy theorists that claim the pyramids were nuclear power plants are crazy.

They were actually missile silos and held nuclear weapons. 😤

FUCKING KNEW IT! Iran was gonna get WMD just like Iraq had WMD in the early 00’s.

Temples of Ur!!! Obviously it’s been Uranium all this time.

They’re going to build a nuke! Implements policy to slow their energy sector, nuclear research.

They’re going to build a nuke! Implements sanctions against energy, research.

They’re going to build a nuke! Pressures international agencies to throttle Iran.

They’re going to build a nuke! More sanctions, more policy, more international institutions.

They’re going to build a nuke! Israeli strikes against nuclear tech, infrastructure.

They’re going to build a nuke! Even MORE policy, and MORE deals and sanctions…

They’re going to build a nuke! More strikes against critical infrastructure.

People for some reason: They’ve been saying Iran was close to nukes for 30 years yet they haven’t done it yet!

I get the joke, but Israliel has only been around for about a hundred years, after using ethnic cleansing to steal land from the local populations of Palestineians. Having been around for thousands of years would imply they had consistent ancesteral claim to the land, and if people just take that number at face value they could come out believing that, which is directly something Israeli uses for propaganda to claim they have “a right to exist”

I can say with great certainty that Iran was not weeks or months away from having nuclear weapons. What I can’t say with certainty is that mossad won’t stage something, and I honestly get the sense that is the plan.