i hope you get to tell this to a tribunal that tries you for cooperating with fascists once this is over

yes

very fitting from corpo bots

always great to see urine test results from a troglodyte who probably cannot physically even urinate properly

one of his wage slaves forced to work on threat of their visa getting nullified

I hereby declare that I shall not sue for damages in the less-than-likely event that my child’s skull cracks open

yeah what the fuck; when you’re asked to do nothing on company time, you take it!

i hope so, but the people I’m referring to aren’t leftists. they’re the people who oppose any and all regulation and cite being able to defend against tyranny as the ostensible reason.

yet when this shit happens they’re awfully quiet. because they’re full of shit and fucking love tyranny.

funny how you never hear from the “cold dead hands” guys when tyranny actually happens

yeah we apparently found our digits easier than knuckles when counting. it probably helped that it’s easier to communicate numbers with full digits than pointing parts of them.

Lisa it’s your birthday and god bless you this day

he gave me the gift of a little sister and I’m proud of you today

i would accept that if the rest followed.

it’s 12 inches in a foot, 3 feet in a yard, 1760 yards in a mile.

meanwhile everywhere else in the world we just add and remove zeroes as needed. (or move the decimal point)

that’s a good reason to go by Jamie. Jamie Jones sounds nice.

it’s such a shit flag too, i can’t get over just how bad it looks. it’s like someone thought very hard to try to come up with every bad move you can make designing a flag.

maybe you can’t make the doors fit the stalls properly because you don’t use the metric system.

worked out for this guy:

although to be fair he did get shot to death right before.

“awesome, I’ve always wanted to get into it but none of my friends wanted to. would you mind introducing me to the game sometime?”

just have a couple thousand dollars ready in case she says yes again.

you know this isn’t a real quote, right?

… but yeah I’m sure it doesn’t hurt

it isn’t Ubisoft to thank, it’s the “ex”. suddenly not having to waste your life peddling more assassin’s gray sludge can do wonders for your creativity.

are you kidding this is hilarious.

anyway back to practice with my band, teradeth