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cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/39715409
Anon is the Sandwich Man
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Having a hobo posse on your side is magical. I got cred when a homeless guy saw me stand up to a literal Nazi with a knife harassing ICE protestors. Every time I ran into Bushwhacker, the hobo, he would tell his friends the story of that day, gradually exaggerating the events with every telling.
Treating people well has good consequences?? WHO’DA THUNK???
Al Capone fed the homeless with soup kitchens
Some say he’s still out there, handing out sandwhiches to this day. A silent guardian. The sandwhich man.
Not the hero we deserve…
*gyro
Until corporate find out and fire him for theft or stock shrinkage because businesses would prefer to toss stuff out before donating it to people in need.
They’d probably claim liability as a reason not to hand out food. Solution: draft a form waiver for all recipients to sign.
They actually already do. Many grocery stores, when tossing food, require it to be made inedible - bleach or turpentine or something else horrifyingly bad to ingest and strong-smelling gets dumped on it.
To be fair, Sandwich Man is the real hero. Helping people who are generally ignored by society is humanity in the truest sense.
The fucked up thing is that anon could actually be fired for this.
I was homeless for a bit and there was a woman who worked at Panera who would help me out. A couple times a week, she gave me a day old loaf of bread they were planning to throw out. That bread was like 75% of my daily calories, so she was basically keeping me from starving.
Corporate fired her for giving me the bread instead of throwing it out, then sent someone to confront me and ban me from the store. The guy from corporate gave me a BS line about “liability” when he was kicking me out.
This must be an international thing. I have almost exactly the same experience but as a student. Older lady from the shop got fired as giving dated food was considered liability and stealing.
This is the capitalist way. Makes my blood boil reading stories like this. I’m glad i your doing better and i hope that hero does as well.
Today, anon learns about the strength of community and the practical benefits of altruism
Small acts of kindness are all it takes to ease someone’s life.
A classic, for sure 🫡
Ironically, they stopped him from being brown bread
What?
Cockney rhyming slang. “Brown bread” = dead.
I wouldn’t know that if it weren’t for Dragon Quest 8 😅
4chan is still down right?
Been back for a few weeks.
Yep, was down for barely one week.
I lol’d when that article that said that 4chan was never coming back online made the rounds here on Lemmy, then within two days of that article posting it was back up already.
4chan will never be wholesome.
350 people disagree with you (at the moment I’m writing this)
Yeah and a lot more voted for Trump thinking he was a hero.
The masses aren’t right no matter what, and a site that is one of the main sources of all the horrible shit in modern societies is never going to be wholesome, even if a million people upvote this post.
The content of this post is wholesome, it doesn’t matter what you think of 4chan
It could have been written on Xitter, scribbled in the mud with a stick or tagged on the metro, the content would still be wholesome
So if I show you a video of a few nazis in uniform talking about something nice it’s wholesome?
I’m sorry but I can’t accept that. Wholesome stories don’t come from horrible people, and that’s all there is on 4chan.
