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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago

Anon is the Sandwich Man

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Anon is the Sandwich Man

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago
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  • Estradiol Enjoyer @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    that’s not a “street gang” it’s called mutual aid. This is a really inspiring story. We keep us safe.

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    The golden age of capitalism: False scarcity and criminalized benevolence.

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    You showed them humanity when most of the world doesn’t. Of course they have your back.

  • zoey@lemmy.librebun.com
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    Which board are these short stories usually on?

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      I was once like you, went on 4chan and it was full of porn and racists. There’s no one specific board for this, you have to sift through the endless garbage to find these stories.

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        Which is why these gain traction on link aggregators, because someone else did the hard work of sifting through the crap.

    • AeonFelis@lemmy.world
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      We can’t tell you because then you’ll go there and we can’t have that on our conscience.

      • uuldika@lemmy.ml
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        if only all the greentexts were so wholesome as this.

    • Soulg@ani.social
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      Dunno if there’s a new one for these but they generally are on /b/ or any of the other ones that are related to the subject matter i.e. cooking or anime

  • blindbunny@lemmy.ml
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    I guess this is mutual aid. More like food rescue.

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    deleted by creator

    • Outwit1294@lemmy.today
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      Then the other person is gay, not anon. That’s how it works, right?

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        • snoons@lemmy.ca
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          but if you make your mouth look like a loose butt hole, that’s gay right?

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              • TheRealSlimShady@lemmy.world
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                • snoons@lemmy.ca
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                  ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

            • Lka1988@sh.itjust.works
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              Whayyy are you G A E

          • PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space
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            I don’t know, ask Kevin Spacey.

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      • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
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        Look, it’s only gay if you like it. You can get railed every night at the club in the bathroom, but if you don’t like it, it isn’t gay.

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          I will try not liking it.

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            Stay strong homie!

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      I’m seeing so many new accounts right now. Is this the mass migration from lemm.ee?

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        I dunno, but I’d say all the other slim shadys were just imitating

        • Onionguy@lemm.ee
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          we’re gonnahave a problem here…

      • Ibuthyr@lemmy.wtf
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        Maybe from slrpnk? The whole instance is down until mid July.

        • SeekPie@lemmy.seekpie.nohost.me
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          Probably both

      • SEND_BUTTPLUG_PICS@lemmy.zip
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        Lemm.ee refugee here!

      • 50shadesofautism@lemmy.zip
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        Hello

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      I read this as if Eminem had said it. Keep it trashy you psychopath.

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    Socialism in a nutshell:

  • Log in | Sign up@lemmy.world
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    Wholesome greentext. OP is based.

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      Mutual aid in a nutshell.

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      Yeah, except he thinks this is a gang instead of just what happens when people respect each other in society and work together.

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    Did I just read a good greentext ?

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      Don’t forget it’s fake (anon doesn’t have a job) and gay (anon is dreaming about having a gang of homeless guys around him)

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        https://youtu.be/HEQTUSmob1Q

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    How to start a mafia with zero $

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    c/aboringdystopia because here shops usually sell the leftover stuff cheaper at evening and spend to soup kitchen and similiar.

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      Spenden ist btw donate, nicht spend ^^

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        Freudscher, uh, slipper?

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    He’s Morpheus from john Wick

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    The Bear

    Richie is the guy

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    He has eyes everywhere

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