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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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    • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world
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      Critical levels of thirst detected!

      • PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocksB
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        Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

        Critical levels of thirst detected!

        Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

        I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

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      This image has levels and I am for it.

      Rot in hell, Rothbard.

      • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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        Woof. Yeah, I googled the guy and what a massive wheel of capitalistic dick brie.

        I’m not American or up on social sciences/economic thinking, so I wasn’t aware of the hot trash he produced

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    It’s a cylinder

    • MelastSB@sh.itjust.works
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      The cylinder must not be harmed

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      A small cylinder (5.1in length, ~4.5in girth)

      • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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        A soup can?

        • Manucode@infosec.pub
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          I don’t think you can stick a soup can into a Mini M&M’s tube.

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            What’s the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can’t jelly your dick into a mini M&Ms tube

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              Maybe mini M&Ms tubes are bigger than I remember (it’s been years since I’ve seen one), but I’m pretty sure you couldn’t jam a dick into one of them either. Not without injury, anyway.

              • Daft_ish@lemmy.worldBanned from community
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                Speak for yourself

          • Veneroso@lemmy.world
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            You wouldn’t want to have a drink with any of them!

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        It’s not a small cylinder, it’s an average cylinder.

    • myusernameis@lemmy.ca
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      Like a penguin?

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    Wait, what are you doing step vacuum?

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    “It’s a cylinder”

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    “Hot dog” sure buddy

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    Must be a tiny vacuum

    • tourist@lemmy.world
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      plastic drinking straw tube

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    Use a fork

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    Time heals all stuck wieners, Charlie.

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    A temporary improvement in the quality of his posts

    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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      I live under a rock; there are a bunch of isopods under here with me. I had to google who he was, but yeah, dude is a turd souffle

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        “Turd soufflé”

        And if you look to your right you will see an example of true modern art

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    https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penisverletzungen_bei_Masturbation_mit_Staubsaugern

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        Instructions unclear, recited the entirety of “Penis injuries from masturbation with vacuum cleaners” to a loved one.

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          Flawless victory!

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          That sounds like unnecessary effort when there is a perfectly serviceable audiobook version to listen to!

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    It’s a cylinder

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    I hear they make a special hotdog vacuum for that

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      What a wonderful color blue that link is

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        Hey, some people really need hot dog vacuums. Don’t let your life be ruined because you need one and don’t have one!

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          I think you should leave

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          Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

          really need hot dog vacuums

          Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

          I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

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      Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

      special hotdog vacuum

      Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

      I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

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    Coat hangar

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      A big garage for storing airplanes, except it’s for coats?

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    More like a cocktail wiener that curves sharply. To the right, of course.

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      Mine goes to the left.

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        Same

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        mine goes in a spiral

        quack

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