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  • aard@kyu.de
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    While failing at art he was still Austrian.

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      Crikey!

      • EdibleFriend@lemmy.world
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        He trued to put his thumb in the bum of the jewish people

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      So they fail at art AND geography

    • _dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz
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      Let’s put another shrimp on the barbie!

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    I remember that one time an Austrian failed art and did some fucked up shit.

    • Something Burger 🍔@jlai.lu
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      Making everyone think Hitler was German is Austria’s biggest victory.

      • lugal@lemmy.world
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        Or his own. He identified as a German and wanted Austria to be part of Germany

      • rottingleaf@lemmy.zip
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        One could argue that’d be about Mozart not being Bavarian

    • topinambour_rex@lemmy.world
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      In the mein kampf manga it is heavily implied he was German in his earth.

  • MadMaurice@discuss.tchncs.de
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    I’m pretty sure Hitler was not the last German to fail art, so I’ll take my chances.

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      Aktshually he wasn’t even German…

      • suction@lemmy.world
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        Australia, Austria, Germany, Burkina-Faso, who can keep up when all those countries have such similar names??

        • trashcan@sh.itjust.works
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          And where the hell is Deutschland?

          • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM
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            Über Alles, of course. Just look up.

            • The Barto@sh.itjust.works
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              Isn’t that in California?

          • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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            I believe it’s another word for Holland

      • vsh@lemm.eeBanned
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      • MadMaurice@discuss.tchncs.de
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        Hitler became a German citizen in 1932 🙄

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          Damn TIL! I didn’t know that and I didn’t know that Hitler was stateless from 1925 till 1932.

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      deleted by creator

      • don@lemm.ee
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        Was he from Sydney, Melbourne, Adelaide, or Perth? I can never remember…

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        You’re right. He must’ve been still Austrian when he failed art. The academy that failed him was in Vienna afair

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    He wasn’t german and I don’t think you’re german. Germans usually know a lot about ww2…

    • 768@sh.itjust.works
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      German education doesn’t actually tell you much about the Second World War and more about the Shoa and the implications of the ideology of National Socialism. Less about military strategy (like Operation Market Garden etc), more about gas chambers and death camps, deportation logistics, systematic dehumanisation. Exceptions are analysis of speeches.

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        What does tell you a lot about WW2 are late night TV documentaries on N24 tho (I think they were bought and rebranded?)

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        That would be implying that only learning about battles is “learning about the 2nd ww”. And it would deny that learning about society, policy and civilian suffering is part of learning about the war.

        I disagree with that.

      • Nerorero@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        I learned everything, but went to school for more than the required 9 years…

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          GeschichtsLK und ihr habt Militärgeschichte gehabt? Da muss die Lehrkraft ja ein Interesse daran gehabt gaben…

          • Nerorero@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            Naja, gehört halt dazu. Einiges haben wir auch ausgelassen. Militästrategie ist auch nicht so relevant für ein Verständnis politischer Prozesse und der Ereignisse.

            Aber mit mehreren Fronten und der Technik haben wir uns schon intensiver beschäftigt.

            Selbst wenn mein LK Lehrer einfach krass war, lernen die durchschnittlichen deutschen Schüler*innen die Grundlagen ja trotzdem. Also die Politik und Ideologie dahinter, den Putsch und die Konsequenzen für Minderheiten.

            Das Hitler aus Österreich kommt weiß jeder 15 Jährige, unabhängig von seiner Nationalität. Das ist der Casus Knacksus.

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      • Nerorero@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Do you not know anything about Germany? We learn every german genocide in school.

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          • Nerorero@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            How? I can tell you only what I know, as someone who works in a school and went to multiple schools with different KESS factors

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              • Nerorero@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                What would count for you ?

                Is a teacher/ ex-student not enough?

                Someone who literally works in that field?

                You’re asking for a source,

                I AM the source

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  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Austrian!

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      My theory: OP is Austrian. Notice how they go out of their way to claim Beethoven was Austrian and Hitler was German.

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        beethoven was a german. and hitler was a german with austrian migration background, because he had german citizenship, which makes him a german.

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          Spotted the Austrian

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            best country in the world. /s

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              That’s Australia, mate! You got the two confused!

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          Yeah, but wasn’t all the art stuff in austria pre-migration? So I would say he is a failed austrian painter turned german dictator?

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            he also strived for a political career in austria, but failed. The germans accepted him

            edit: also he didn’t fail as a painter. he just failed to get accepted in a painting school, because he had no graduation. he then decided to stop painting.

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    Downvoting for being bad at history, not art (which is also bad)

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      Ford scoreboards and seven corollas ago I J Braham Lincoln saild the seas in the search of the one piece

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    If you’re German, how do you explain your previous post.

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      Making fun of American “healthcare” is a global pastime.

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        Laughed so hard I pulled a muscle. The hospital gave me ibuprofen and charged me $4,000.

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          Even the best medicine can be dangerous when irresponsibly indulged.

          You getting a steady stream of those bupros though, bro?

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    You mean invade Russia in the middle of winter?

    • VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf
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      He never played Risk

      • Urethra Franklin@startrek.website
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        Nor cunning use of flags.

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    Here’s your upvote. Keep practicing. I believe in you!

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      We all do!

      WE ALL DO!!!

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        HEIL BOLDERDASH9!

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          No, no, not like that.

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            Ok, ok, how about this.

            Glory to you and your house Bolderdash9.

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            Yeah, yeah, just to clarify…

            We all believe that he can be a great artist, not the next Führer 🤣

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    So what you’re saying is Hitler needed midjourney?

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    Well that depends. Are you going to go on a rampage indiscriminately, or discriminately?

    Because I will be damned before I’ll enable a racist murderer!

    • MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world
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      A racist is fine and so is a murderer, but a racist murderer is where we draw the line

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    ITT: ackshurwarbgarblinglly a shitpost.

    Y’all let your mommies know so she can give you a dino chicken nuggy for being such a smart boy.

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      I don’t think Lemmy knows what shitposting is. Either that or they just take everything too serious lol

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    This isn’t art?

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      everything is art.

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    Became an engineer?

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