Urethra Franklin
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Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•You ain't stabbing anyone with this shit11·1 年前ASK YOUR MAMA HOW LIGHT IT IS, FAT BOY! WOOOOO!
Strawberry Kwik, man…
Don’t worry, I’ve been following his simple minded, tone deaf train of thought for several posts.
He’s too busy posting to respond (rather than replying to discuss) to remember to cup the balls.
Dunno about that, friend. I see far more meth use on Grindr around here than I do alcohol use.
Like, I had to put in my profile “No tweakers. You aren’t hiding it, and I’ll be able to tell.”
Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteOPto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•His favorite musical is Jesus Christ: Supercar2·1 年前Always glad to be of service.
Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteOPto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Valentine's Day is Wednesday.31·1 年前The larger issue is people think there are really girls on the internet.
Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteOPto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I got my date at the family reunion...2·1 年前OEDIPUS HAS ENTERED THE CHAT
Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Texas Dairy Queen workers were selling meth with soft serves, police sayEnglish3·1 年前“Cool treats”
It’s not called Ice for nothin’…
Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteto politics @lemmy.world•Lauren Boebert mocked by Colorado newspaper cartoon for polling disaster10·1 年前I swear, the country would be healed if Hunter Biden would sleep with Boebert.
Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteOPto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•If you're cold, they're cold! Bring them in!3·1 年前Excuse me?
If you can’t get off to Mean Gene Okerlund, what CAN you get off to?
Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteOPto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•If you're cold, they're cold! Bring them in!5·1 年前Also, if I recall, came to humans from cattle or sheep.
I love ewe.
I agree conceptually. Experientially, I would say losing housing (legally occupied or not) is far more dramatic and life changing than being inconvenienced over the loss of a torrent tracker.
Source: In my drinking, I’ve found myself homeless (due to choices I made, no doubt). Wildly, losing access to torrents (which I’ve also done) is somewhat less consequential than being on the streets.
Depends on the profession, I suppose.
Do dildo testers have a union?
Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteOPto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Oreos set to replace communion wafers.131·1 年前“Jesus is coming!”
I damn well hope so. He’s been edging for 2,000 years.
Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteOPto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Let's not mention that His dad was looking at your dick.2·1 年前Why the hell ya sticking your dick in a tuna can?
Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteOPto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•If only there was a GOOD fish with a gun to save them!331·1 年前Dude. You can’t shame me into feeling bad. That’s my mother’s job, and she’s FANTASTIC at it.
Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteOPto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•If only there was a GOOD fish with a gun to save them!182·1 年前Dude, I’m from Wyoming. We have the second highest per capita gun ownership in the nation. I’m just unwilling to blind myself to very real, very tangible, very quantifiable situations in the United States.
Also, last I checked, this is shitposting. But Red Hatters gon’ Red Hat.
S Tier, sir!