They stabbed the priest in his what?

This is a setup for a joke I’ve heard before, I swear

What’s a “rectory shake”? Is that a new colonic?

But at least it sounds like their vampire problem is being tackled.

Pretty wild if the different killings going on there are connected, but the poor old woman was shot with three crossbow bolts and then they slit her throat. In the article it also seems to be laying the blame on out of towners from the larger cities, yet some of the stuff going on there sounds personal and connected.

Whoever wrote this headline is an asshole.

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