Oppenheimer 2: Oppenheimer, Einstein and Turing team up for one last mission when alien invaders/evil cultists/a mad scientist’s minions seize the doomsday device and the President’s daughter.
I wanna see an Ivy League Of Heroes, led by elder statesmen Einstein and Godel, like Kirk and Spock but absent-minded and eccentric, brilliant but a little comical with an “Oy vey!” sprinkled here and there. The younger physicists taking turns to shine in each thrilling installment.
The names for each story are there for the taking:
The Ultraviolet Catastrophe
The Photoelectric Effect
The Uncertainty Principle
The Exclusion Principle
Spooky Action At A Distance
The Incompleteness TheoremCheck out Super Science Friends on youtube
“God Does Not Play Dice”
not only would that sell but the merchandizing would be gold.
This time he bombs the lizard people back to Alpha Draconis.
I love that the lizard people supposedly have external testicles and a single, tiny dick. Apparently the person who did that drawing couldn’t be assed to look up reptile anatomy; if they had they woulda discovered that reptiles have internal testes, and if they possess a penis, they usually possess two, not one.
The fact the lizard man has a tiny dick says it all.
People would watch that shit. Don’t give them any ideas.
Hi, I’m people
Stop watching Fox News, dad
We don’t have that here
Don’t you see? The oppenheimer was inside you the whole time.
2 Oppen - 2 Heimer
Here we go nuking again, in space!
Finally, the Starship Troopers we deserve.
Kurt Russell should play every character.
That was Soldier.
I just want to see a love scene between an older grizzled Kurt Russell and a digitally de-aged one with big old titties.
Atomic Boogaloo
The Japanese were defeated. Or were they…
After the first two bombs dropped, they withdrew to their sub terran bases, making a change of war necessary. The public didn’t know about this, but the change of the nuclear test treaty was a distraction to have a reason to bomb the remains of the imperial army out of their last bases.
That’s actually a pretty good spin on Dark Side of the Moon Nazis, Secret Mountain Tunnel Imperial Japanese
Don’t forget to attribute me in the movie’s credits 💖
… No.
Oppen 2: Return of the Heimer
Heimer time
Can’t touch this. (because it is radioactive and it will kill you)
Pah-pa-pa-pam Pa-pam Pa-pam
All I want is footage of a meeting where a dipshit studio exec pitches Nolan on creating the Oppenheimer Cinematic Universe.
Oppenheimer 2: The Heimering!
See, Oppenheimer on steroids
See, total nuclear annihilation
See, sex scenes that have no place in the story
Coming to theaters near you!
NUCLEAR BOOGALOO
THE ATOM STRIKES BACK
It could go meta and be about filming Oppenheimer.
Op. Op op.
Oppen Heimer Style.
An indirect sequel that used the same sets and cast (where it makes sense) dealing with the Demon Core could be interesting - but I don’t know if there would be enough there for a full feature-length film or not.
The demon core was so well covered by existing media, to the point of being a meme, that it was almost refreshing to see Oppenheimer not attempt to cover it
Oppenheimer 2 is about him lamenting that the atmosphere didn’t ignite after all, and spending the rest of his life tryinh desperately to do that.
That would be the Teller biopic.
What about the one after that?
Oppenheimer 3: Season Of The Witch.
Oppenheimer 3: A New Beginning.
The Oppen Heimer Rises.Here’s one for all you quantum physics geeks…
Oppenheimer 33 1/137: The Fine (Structure) Insult.Isn’t that Iron Sky?
Just gotta wait for WW3
Geschlossenheimer
Did he do anything else movie-worthy in his live? I guess not? Would be quite a pointless sequel.
