Vienna seems based

Isn’t that also now Australian federal law?

I read “classical liberal” as “periwigged slaveholder”.

Was reversecentaur.io taken or something?

Trumpistan sees Australia similarly to how Russia sees Belarus: as a compliant vassal state one can do anything to

The Tangara is interesting technically, but the firmware is a bit half-baked, and large parts of it are written in Lua, and thus slow. I had one but sold it, and got a Rockboxed HifiWalker H2.

“Baptise me in hot dog water. Lord knows the holy stuff won’t stick.”

Apparently Grimes is producing her comeback album

Greece 🤝Israel

Problematic relations with Turkey

I hope they named it Wojtek.

He rescued Millei, by throwing US beef farmers under a bus

No gay pandas in Xi Jinping Thought

Star Trek fandom. The series appears to be the moral compass of Mastodon.

If the Linnaean name given to them doesn’t end in “gojirae”, there is no hope for humanity

Mastodon is for kind middle-aged trekkies to hold forth about how to live a good life (it involves Linux, and stopping to look at the flowers)

Lemmy is for goblin-moders to vent about their mental health issues using memes

A true modern-day Diogenes

“There’s a guy in the waiting room with a WW1 shell inside him”

“Rectum?”

“Not yet, but it’s touch and go”

Farage, presumably. Though Musk wants Tommy Robinson.

Cursed disco ball

“We needed all those Tomahawks to blow up a goatherd’s shack in the Kalahari Desert, for reasons which are classified”