“Please stop playing Solitaire and allow the people behind you to pass”

It’ll be rolled into Elmo’s X “everything app” as the preferred way of paying bribes, when you can’t book an overpriced room at a Trump Hotel.

The fediverse needs to outlast BlueSky, so that when its VC backers call time and demand a profitable exit (i.e. enshittification), there’ll still be a fediverse.

Owned by Rupert Murdoch, who has done more harm to the world than probably anyone who wasn’t an actual dictator, so unsurprising.

Probably translated word for word by someone who didn’t speak both languages, like English As She Is Spoke or All Your Base Are Belong To Us. I wonder what the other language was, though.

Replace the carrot with a cucumber, as they perceive those as dangerous snakes

If more of them learned to share the hedge, this would not be the case.

South Korea should retaliate by airdropping PornHub gift cards on them.

I like the one that looks like a laptop crossed with an Apple IIc. It’s like a beautiful counterpart to those 80s Amstrad luggables.

You might want to stay away from any Australian wine that’s packaged in a plastic bag then.

Same with Freemasonry, Bohemian Grove, Skull And Bones and such. The various elites’ numerous conspiracies don’t need the elites’ social events and burlesque nights as a load-bearing element.

It didn’t take them long to find the porn once they were on the Russian internet, though

Don’t forget mutual aid requests

Rwanda is ahead of the “civilised world”.

Did they beat him to death with it or something?

Someone should shop this (including the groyper avatar) into the “I bet he’s thinking about other girls” meme

Why is there a shelf of home-computer magazines on the flight deck?

No, Germany has a coalition between the Social Democrats (i.e. Labour/Dems) and Greens, which is in minority as the Free Democrats (i.e. Ayn Rand fans) dropped out because everyone else was sick of their bullshit.

If AfD were in power, Germany would be providing arms to Russia to help it stabilise its region. A lot of things will happen before that does, up to and including a CDU/SDP left-right grand coalition.

They’ll choose Trumpism. Starmer inherited the legacy of the Brexit referendum, and if he’s seen as veering towards the European approach, the oligarch-owned press will have his guts for garters and Nigel Farage in No. 10. As such, he’ll have no choice but to make a speech acknowledging this and rejecting the European approach in principle.

That and cheap and cheerful musical keyboards.