• scipm@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Hope I didn’t need to save my receipts to be part of the class action $1 payout

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      1. Company steals a thousand dollars each from their customers.

      2. Customers file class action lawsuit.

      3. Judge rules the company has to pay a million dollars even though they stole a total of ten million.

      4. Lawyers take half, the customers each get two nickles and a pop-up middle finger novelty toy.

      5. GOTO 1

      Class action lawsuits are utterly broken which is why companies fuck over customers with zero hesitation.