Grimes, whose legal name is Claire Boucher, filed a petition to establish a parental relationship in San Francisco Superior Court on Friday.
*Lay down with billionaire nazi fascist dogs … wake up with fleas, and without your own children
I just hope the courts will consider what’s best for Techno Mechanicus.
X Æ A-12 and Exa Dark Sideræl Musk.
Not even joking.
They both need to lose custody based on those names
Neither is Hegar. That’s their secret 3rd kid. They’re so stupid.
I was making so much fun of the two kids names I completely missed the third kid lol
Yeah, you and his parents.
Holy fuck
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Isn’t there laws against names like this?
In North America, the only laws I know of are the character restrictions on the input field for the birth certificate.
In some places
No, why would there be laws about names? Name has to come from somewhere, right?
It’s to stop crackheads from naming their children names that will be detrimental to them throughout their life. Like naming them shitbag or sandals. No one would call their kids names like this you say? There’s a reason they had to invent this law SMH
Didn’t Michael Jackson name his kid Blanket
Pretty sure that’s just a nickname.
There’s a reason they had to invent this law SMH
Well, there’s not, because the law literally doesn’t exist (in the United States anyway).
And that’s a pretty stupid fucking reason.
This is a great example of the price of freedom. Poor shitbags has to live a shitty life just because a deranged parent felt like being edgy and pushing the free speech laws to their limits.
They don’t. During their coming up they have a nickname and then they change their name. It’s not a thing.
Some State Naming regulations
Arkansas: Apostrophes, hyphens, and spaces are allowed as long as they are not consecutive.California: Derogatory or obscene names, pictographs and non-English characters are banned.
Florida: Parents need to sign an agreement to establish a child’s first name or else a court will select one.
Georgia: Symbols, including accents, are prohibited.
Illinois: No restrictions. Numbers and special characters are allowed.
Michigan: Only English characters allowed.
Mississippi: The child takes on the father’s surname automatically when parents are married. A different name can be requested if preferred.
New Jersey: Obscene names, numbers, and symbols are forbidden.
New York: First and middle names have a maximum length of 30 characters each, last names cannot exceed 40 characters. Numbers and symbols are forbidden.
North Carolina: Accent marks, hyphens, and tildes (ñ) are allowed.
Ohio: Hyphens, apostrophes, and spaces are allowed. Numbers are prohibited.
Texas: First, middle and last name cannot exceed 100 characters. Only English characters allowed. Numbers and diacritical marks are forbidden.
Virginia: Numbers, symbols and other special characters such as umlauts and tildes are banned.
examples of illegal names in the United States:
Jesus Christ.
Harry 3.
Hitler.
Nutella.
Ирина.
Nelly’s.
Chloé.
F!nn.
Aña.
@.Georgia: Symbols, including accents, are prohibited.
Not even trying to hide the racism / xenophobia
Wait, no joke? Ræl is not a very nice thing to call someone in Norwegian
Online translation says it means “crap,” for those that are curious.
No, it’s a joke.
In an outdoor on-the-spot interview someone asked him how XAEwhatever was (saying it how Musk pronounced it in an interview) and Musk was confused for a few seconds like “huh… what…?.. OH YOU MEAN MY KID HAHA! Yeah he’s fine.”
So he was just trolling and getting his kicks while everyone took him serious.
Considering his track record with his other kids, it’s entirely possibly he just forgot he had that kid.
Those are the kids actual names. They refer to them as “X” and “Y.”
Sideræl, substantiv; når dama du holder på med på si er noe skikkelig ræl.
What’s with Elon Musk and the letter X anyways?
Edgy teenager shit, probably.
Like drawing an anarchy symbol on stuff.
He’s an edgy 14 year old
Your honor, my client promises to beseech the machine spirit and raise little Syntax Error here under the cult of Mars.
The Omnissiah is pleased.
i hope James Workshop sues musk now just because
I think this is a typo, but I’m unsure because James Workshop could be one of his kids names.
James Workshop saved Christmas!
May the machine god guide you to better understanding and watch over the functioning of your machine
Imagine admitting you let Elon Musk put his penis inside you.
He has been known to just use artificial insemination. Perhaps she didn’t have his penis in her. 🤷🏻♂️
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IVF. No physical contact necessary.
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She slept with him.
Eeeww.
There’s three of them that apparently did. Triple ew.
I’d sleep with the Mucinex germ for that amount of money
Her name is literally Grimes
Look Grimey here has made a few mistakes, and who hasn’t, but it’s not like she slept with musk
Correction: She was impregnated by him. I’m sure there were scientists and sycophants involved.
Don’t forget the tech priests murmuring their chants and waving incense during the entire copulation ceremony.
What kind of.vanilla as fuck sex are you having? All that’s like 2nd base nowadays. Get with the times, gramps
Toll the Great Bell Once!
Pull the Lever forward to engage the
Piston and Pump…
Toll the Great Bell Twice!
With push of Button fire the Engine
And spark Turbine into life…
Toll the Great Bell Thrice!
Sing Praise to the
God of All Machines
She slept at him.
No one sleeps with Elon but Elon.
Elon Musk can actively claim something as fame, one of the first people that can literally fuck themselves.
You don’t spend enough time in the more disturbing sections of internet porn.
I’m almost certain that most if not all of his kids were conceived via artificial inseminaton?
He’s got a little Boys from Brazil thing going on with these kids.
Every picture of Grimes I’ve ever seen looks like someone tried to draw Madonna from memory.
Grimes is 35 trying to look 22. Madonna is 65 but as the “Queen of pop” tries very hard to look however young she can. There are similarities.
Yo why are we making fun of the way someone looks who’s just trying to see her own children, instead of the nutjob who’s keeping them from her?
She’s also a psychopath who had multiple kids with him… she’s not a some victim.
True, and none of that is relevant to her appearance.
Yup, but it’s why I’m perfectly fine with someone make fun of her in any way they feel like.
You can make bad decisions and still be a victim.
Yo! Ugly people have kids too! Go stand up for them.
She had three kids with him. I’m assuming she knew how he was by the third kid.
Drawing attention to people’s appearances distracts from things that are truly worth criticizing, like shitty decision making. Also, it doesn’t actually make them look bad. It makes you look bad.
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She let elon bring another demon spawn into the world. Bully her to no end.
There’s something very disturbing about her. Like all the parts of her face are there, but they weren’t assembled quite right.
Maybe she was assembled at a tesla plant? /s
The door, meagerly, opened and he saw within the apartment a fragmented and misaligned shrinking figure, a girl who cringed and slunk away and yet held onto the door, as if for physical support. Fear made her seem ill; it distorted her body lines, made her appear as if someone had broken her and then, with malice patched her together badly.
More people should really read what Musk’s first wife said about him.
https://www.marieclaire.com/sex-love/a5380/millionaire-starter-wife/
Getting with someone who says “I’m the alpha in this relationship” is probably not a good idea.
Elon made it clear that he did not want to talk about Nevada’s death. I didn’t understand this, just as he didn’t understand why I grieved openly, which he regarded as “emotionally manipulative.”
Holy hell.
That was a super interesting read. Its amazing she can be so polite when talking about him, i guess time and perspective can do that.
Also for anyone curious, the post nup did not hold up. Justine gets 20k monthly plus an unspecified alimony, in addition to the 15 million she got at the time of the divorce.
Holy fuck he’s a monster. Like we all knew he’s bad but holy fuck.
She wrote this in 2010, when he was still at the peak of his popularity and made his cameo in Iron Man, and this article did little to his public image.
Turns out he was just really good at taking credit for other people’s work and the mask finally started slipping.
Weird to think that she actually lived with Racist Uncle Elon for all those years before he gave up pretending and just had that as his public persona.
She’s probably racist too.
She’s definitely on his level.
https://www.thedailybeast.com/grimes-says-elon-musk-isnt-transphobic-he-just-hates-woke-culture
That moment when you’re just trying to convince yourself.
Musk and Grimes first had a son together, named X Æ A-12, and then a daughter born via surrogate in 2021 named Exa Dark Sideræl Musk. They refer to them as “X” and “Y.”
At this point I’m convinced there should be a test you take before the court allows you to procreate. Now hear me out, cause I know how it sounds. But maybe it can be a very simple test, with just one question: “do you plan to put more thought into naming your children than a junior dev does into naming their variables?”
I’ve always assumed those lists of approved names some countries had where a bit xenophobic, but it turns out they were just protecting themselves from tech bros.
How about “Do you plan on thinking?”
Might help solve the overpopulation problem.
do you plan to put more thought into naming your children than a junior dev does into naming their variables?
i am a less-than-junior dev, and my variables are always descriptive of what they do!
and with this (lack of) expertise i say: They got it the wrong way around. (x)y is boy, (x)x is girl.
He put in LESS effort than a junior dev!
I just can’t give Musk any energy anymore. Delete Twitter, y’all, and if we ignore him enough he’ll go away.
No, he won’t.
But it won’t matter if you don’t give him your attention.
He will do his thing wether you watch or not.
So…
Yeah like the nazis. They were ignored. That turned out so well
I joined Twitter recently. Every second post was about Musk. It’s exhausting. It wasn’t worth joining.
What made you join?
The more I think about it, the less I know why.
It’s not uninteresting if you ignore the Nazis. Like I learned a lot about sovereign citizens from two ADL/academic researchers on there. And it’s nice to connect with artists that way, for example.
But it’s a hot burning dumpster fire.
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Money. The answer is money.
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Exactly. He bought them from her; paid her off
It’s actually usually the opposite. Women get custody more because men are less likely to fight for custody. When men do fight they tend to get custody more often.
So in Canada at least, in contested orders, the mother ended up with custody 59% of the time, the father 10%, and shared 11%.
https://www.justice.gc.ca/eng/rp-pr/jr/jf-pf/2017/nov02.html
That’s physical custody, legal custody is: 19%, 3%, and 45%
Thanks for the feedback!
I did not think about it that way!
Grimes looks like she just feasted on a dozen raw baby hearts before taking this photo
I get the health benefits of raw baby hearts, but once you try one deep fried there’s really no going back.
There’s really something about the way the red stain is in such a small and contained area that screams baby hearts and not adult hearts.
Which one of them do you thin smells worse?
I’m sure they both have a really disgusting musk coming from them
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Class traitor lol
Love American style: Endless court cases.
As opposed to what? Ignoring the law?
As opposed to other countries styles, not so many court cases?
Why do you think that’s the case
I think the US just has a more litigious culture? Here in the UK custody would be done by mediation before anyone sued each other.
That is how it’s done, what Elon Musk does is not representative of the normal American. Kinda sad I have to clarify that.
Yes it could just be the perception. In American films and TV everyone seems to have a lawyer, there’s the whole “lawyer up” reddit meme and I’ve been given so much advice on reddit about things I should/shouldn’t do to avoid getting sued (like sweeping the pavement outside my house! This seems to come up so often). The only time I know of people using solicitors here regularly are to buy houses and to finalise divorce.
What you read on reddit and watch on tv/movies isn’t at all how reality actually is here lol. You do legal stuff when you have to, it’s expensive and a hassle, and it’s still best to settle things outside of court. Reddit says a lot of dumb things, the lawyer up thing is a meme since a redditor should really not be giving legal advice. That’s like when you discuss mental issues, people say to go to a therapist, it’s not any country specific. If anything, it’s the EU who has a lot more regulation, which means more courts involved.
Ok, less very public court cases. Don’t see much else other than Musk or Trump at the moment
Because marriages and relationships are stronger and taken more seriously in some cultures than others
That’s just objectively not true and very pretentious to say
The US has distinctively higher divorce rates than other countries. Objectively true.
He’s a greasy little pube that lad. Bet he’s got a pegging fetish.
No need to kink shame the peggers
