There’s no good reason for them to be on the road. Consider the following:
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They’re extremely loud and cause noise pollution
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They’re very dangerous on the road and have high accident rates
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They’re bad for the environment and cause air pollution
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They’re extremely inefficient as they can only carry 1-2 people max
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They can’t carry cargo
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They’re dangerous for pedestrians
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They’re very demanding to operate
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They’re virtually useless in the winter when there’s snow, ice, and hail
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The people who tend to drive them tend to be assholes who don’t respect road laws
People complain about cars all the time, and while our car dependency is definitely a big issue that we need to address, cars still have a lot utility. Motorcycles on the other hand? Not really. I think getting rid of them once and for all is good way to immediately make our roads safer, simplify traffic, and open up a pathway to move away from cars.
Also, they make ladies have impure thoughts.
I met my wife by driving her around the block on my scooter…
Small world! I also met your wife by driving her around the block on my scooter!
get a skate park already, you two
So that was your wife I met while watching you drive my wife around the block on your scooter?
That sounds like her alright!