This sounds like it would be fraud, bribery, or embezzlement if one of us was caught doing it.

There was a time when I thought Gillibrand was good people but that was a long time ago.

It’s not like this is actually going to effect him or anyone in his circle anyway.

It’s because people associate colons with butt holes.

I’m willing to swap my house with any of these poor depressed oligarchs that feel obliged to flee the city. It’s in a conservative run state if that sweetens the deal.

I’ll have to give the PC version a try. I’ve just been playing split screen with my wife and kids. I don’t have a gold account anymore so I haven’t played online in forever.

Researchers concluded that two 86 million-year-old skeletons they studied belonged to a species that is now the closest known ancestor of all tyrannosaurs - the group of predators that includes the iconic T.rex.

TIL that not all tyrannosauruses are “T.rex’s”. This evidence supports the Voth distant origin theory.

Also, they make ladies have impure thoughts.

I recently started playing again after a 10 year break and it’s great to have people to play with. What do you play on?

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I remember this existed but, alas, ours was a Nintendo household. Back then having multiple consoles was pretty rare.

Lay-z-boy might be worth a look. I don’t have a couch but I have several reclining chairs. They’ve all held up well for 10 years and then some.

Yeah, the headline is true but wages need to rise to do anything about it, short of UBI which I personally think is unlikely in the US. I think we obviously need a new minimum wage that a person can actually live on, but I would take it a step further. I think it should be tied to market cap. In other words, the bigger the corporation, the higher their minimum wage bracket becomes. This would give some advantage to small, community owned businesses too.

This should sound preposterous but we’ve got diaper don over here threatening to do the same thing to another country so I guess now’s the time to move the doomsday clock up another second.

Not much more than if the test was successful. The fuel would have burned either way.

Seems overdue but I notice they don’t mention how likely it is to pass. I’ll be pleasantly surprised if this becomes law.

You should have them really show their commitment by having them sign up for foster kids at the same time as registering this hot take.

I kinda like escape goat.

I’m certain it was 100% just like the weird al biography.

I believe what you are looking for is called the unbearable weight of massive talent.