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ByteOnBikes@discuss.online to Enough Musk Spam@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

"See everybody? I'm not on drugs!"

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"See everybody? I'm not on drugs!"

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ByteOnBikes@discuss.online to Enough Musk Spam@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • NutWrench@lemmy.world
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    10 hours ago

    “Ketamine: Negative” lol.

  • Bravo@eviltoast.org
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    Does this mean that Musk’s address is stored on Fastest Lab’s servers?

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    These drug tests are as legit as those solar roof panels he was showing

  • Guy Ingonito@reddthat.com
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    Drugs deserve better than to be associated with elon. I won’t let him ruin ketamine for the children.

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    13 hours ago

    There is an addendum:

  • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works
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    13 hours ago

    Creatine: normal

    weak baby, gotta get GAINS

  • omgboom@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    deleted by creator

  • pyre@lemmy.world
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    always great to see urine test results from a troglodyte who probably cannot physically even urinate properly

    • ViceroTempus@lemmy.world
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      Because of his mangled dick?

      • pyre@lemmy.world
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        yes

  • _cryptagion [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    the shithead smoked pot on a podcast, and he expects people to believe this?

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      I once saw someone try to say he didn’t inhale as a defense for him. What the fuck is wrong with people trying to defend this fucking nazi.

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      Do you think a person who smoked pot on a podcast is unable to pass a drug screening in the future?

      • _cryptagion [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        No, and I didn’t say that.

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        No, but they aren’t drug free either. There is literally evidence for that.

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    If he has not enough computer skills to fake such a document, he probably has someone who can. Just like has people playing games for him.

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    Oh great, a screenshot posted by the guy known to pay people to pretend to be him being good at games, who has spent the last few years— damn I mean the last few months, trying to see whether he can set the bar higher for destroying net worth or the lives of uncountable people all over the world.

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    How can he expect us to believe this when his blood isn’t even on the blockchain?

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    Can we overlook the potential fact that he’s not on drugs and focus on him admitting that he acts the way he acts WITHOUT drugs as an excuse?

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      Fr is the crazy all natty

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      So he’s like Beavis and Butt-Head. Even when they drink non-alcoholic beer they still act drunker than most drunks.

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    hes on drugs that arnt detected by a tests, he means.

    • Guy Ingonito@reddthat.com
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      Besides thc most drugs are out of your system in a few days. All this proves is he’s had a boring week.

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