• csm10495@sh.itjust.worksM
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    5 hours ago

    I guess if it was a daily unlimited good pizza party instead of a small raise given as long as I had the job; then maybe it would be a better deal.

    If I’m either getting an extra $100 a month or $20 of pizza every day… I think pizza wins.

    What are the chances we get daily free pizza?

    If it’s not daily: I’d take the money. If daily: I’d have to think about it.

    If you read this far and it’s not clear: I’m joking.

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    8 hours ago

    So many things wrong with one post. Shitty AI image, gargling on corporate balls, probably a sockpuppet account, terribly distributed jalapeños, calling themselves an “artist”.

  • Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    5 hours ago

    Eat your single allocated slice of pizza, employee. Be grateful you’re getting a pittance and go back to work. Bathroom breaks are now a privilege. The beatings will continue until morale improves.

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      10 hours ago

      Judging by the AI generated pictures and the “artist” bit, my money is on them being a “prompt engineer” attempting to suck up to their bosses to delay their inevitable firing once they realize they might as well cut out the middleman.

  • VitoRobles@lemmy.today
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    15 hours ago

    Man, I’m annoyed because my job has a fun budget of like $1000 which has nothing to do with raises.

    And they’re terrified of using that money to make a pizza party because of the backlash. So instead, they spend that money on buying dumb ass posters and hats for people with positive encouragement.

    So thanks to these memes, instead of drowning in pizza, I get a Good Vibes trucker hat.

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    14 hours ago

    Maybe I want some tequila with my pizza. Maybe I like a set of toppings that never gets ordered at a pizza party. Maybe I want to hire a hooker to feed me the pizza. Wanting cash instead of pizza enables all of this and more.

  • skisnow@lemmy.ca
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    15 hours ago

    After decades of playing ‘ZA’ in Scrabble, this is literally the first time I’ve ever seen someone use it in a sentence.

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      15 hours ago

      this is literally the first time I’ve ever seen someone use it in a sentence.

      Oh boy! Here’s your second then:
      South Africa’s Internet top-level domain is .za!