chonks … papasan

What is this language? It tickles my brain.

Worm stocks rise.

Looks like set dressing from Total Recall!
Love the Rebel Alliance colors. 😏

Edit:
Okay, so it looks a bit sleeker than the cars in Total Recall.

Can someone explain this to me?

I’m guessing:

There’s a joke that BMW drivers don’t use turn signals or obey traffic rules, parking lines, etc.

Apply that to the common practice of giving notice when quitting.

Well duhhhh.
Language models are insufficient.
They also need:

We ended up getting divorced 7 years later and I reclaimed my maiden name

Glad you got to reclaim your name, Ms. Mouse.

There’s no subscription here though?

Not the person you replied to, but I think they are referring to the “Subscribe to our Email Newsletter to get this offer” requirement.

I’m more of a swamp guy.

Of Dagobah?

Here’s a guy who needs an inoperable tumor at the base of his spine, as the late George Carlin would say.

one day you’ll be browsing Lemmy minding your own business, and – BAM! – lemon fact.

When life gives you lemons, have a lemon party.

That one flying cop giving me Unit 01 vibes unoe?

Is their backyard in Pripyat?

Wait, there’s a Discord?

I think at that point it’s just called a net.

Read this in Malcolm Reynold’s voice.
Balls and Bayonets brigade, unoe?

weaponry provided by Moscow, including AK-12 rifles, RPG-7s, and night vision equipment.

Did they get any bullets though?

People basically pay them to search Yandex and Brave for them.

make my hole weak.

Weak … like damaged?

Reminds me of that airport runway dag.