Fuck you.
Just fuck you and quick attacking me
The clean hands club!!
Yes but I have acral deciduous skin syndrome.
no?? you just have massive bloody spots where skin is missing and didn’t have a problem with it?
I’m not going to tell you how long I looked at this, expecting to find loss or Saddam Hussein.
My first thought was “holding a dick” then I went to these memes
That’s a girthy dick
Hand lotion and learn how to give yourself a manicure. 5 minutes a week and your hands will thank you.
I can just feel this image. This is just the worst thing I could have seen tonight. Good job.
You can always trust SatansMaggotyCumFart to chime in with the wholesome memes.
I’m starting to remember his name and I don’t want to 🤢
Please cease existing.
Kind of reminds me of peeling a banana.
Wait until this happens to your foreskin.
You need something with hydrocortisone to soothe. Not just a lotion
My fingernails and cuticles are hella fucked up. 😩
Like my nails aren’t smooth. They’re like… Low poly models with visible faces.
I don’t know - those fingernails and cuticles look way better than mine!
If having lotion in your hands makes you uncomfortable, try just dabbing a tiny bit on the the backs of your fingernails and rubbing them against each other to spread it only on your cuticles. No slimy fingerpads or palms, and it really helps.
Problem solved
You joke, but I’m missing a nail on one of my big toes and it’s so much more comfortable and less hassle that I kind of wish all my toenails were gone.
…not so sure about fingernails though. They’re pretty useful for picking things up or praying things open.
Please tell me this is AI
Years back I was briefly into creepypastas. One I read was a guy who had a habit of chewing his nails and that people around him always made a big deal about it but he thought they were overreacting. At the end it was revealed that he had long ago chewed away his fingernails and was now chewing through his actual fingers without realizing it. As a result he was institutionalized for his delusions, I think.
This picture makes me think of that. Thanks, I guess.
Where we’re going we won’t need fingernails
Where is @FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com when you need him?
Thanks Mr Dinosaur man!
No.
When you refuse to give answers when tortured! You clearly are no rat. 🙌
The perfect hand doesn’t ex-
I find just snipping off the skin tags with clippers keeps it from going too far.
That’s like wiping your nose until it’s a bloody stump. Your hands are falling apart because they’re dry. Moisturize!
Sure. That works preventatively. Once you have the peeling, best to clip and sanitize.
The problem is they’re never around when I need them 🙃
Mom turned me onto corn husker’s oil. Figured since we shared genes, and it worked for her, might as well. Shit is the bomb. Tiny dab’ll do ya, doesn’t leave your hands greasy, dries fast, works fast, cheap, all that.
My fingertips split in cold and dry air. Apparently I got a weird gene from great grandma, never met another person with the problem. Tiny crack across the tip, skin dies and turns hard, splits deeper, rinse and repeat. And the pain is stunning, like having an infected splinter stuck in your fingertip. Got that shit this year working outside in February and into March. Only took a few nights of using corn husker’s oil, GTG.
Those cracks are called skin fissures.
My Grannie told me to lotion up and wear rubber gloves while sleeping to help my dry hands. I only did once, but I am now adamant about keeping my hands moisturized and covered during the winter work weeks. My job is messy so I don’t mind at all.
I will keep that oil in mind if it ever gets out of hand again.
If having lotion in your hands makes you uncomfortable, try just putting a
Guys, they got Mouselemming
Augh, I’m okay but so embarrassed!
Just gonna add, you can use a stick of lip balm on cuticles!
