try burping and then saying “oh fuck yeah that’s good” as you approach before you get too close. this way they know you’re coming and they know what you’ll smell like
And if you can’t burp, you can instead fart.
I hate fartin and wastin’ it, I’d rather burp and be tastin’ it!
With enough workarounds you can taste your farts as well.
That’s elite!
while you rip you can let out a sigh and say “ugghhh god yea” so again they know What to expect
Username checks out.
It’s also cleverly putting the idea in their head that you smell good.
What have we learned? Anon is boring and wearing soft shoes.
might also have a problem with walking normally (constantly crouching, making stealth higher)
oh shit, anon is the tiktok thot progenitor
I have this too. It’s when you move too silent. I just start conversations by saying DO NOT BE AFRAID with the voice in their head. Can recommend.
They need a cow bell
A half dozen keychains has the same effect without being quite so odd
Aye!!! More cowbell!!!
I have the opposite problem—I’m a strong impression making motherfucker. Strangers consistently approach me to say “you look like [insert famous person].” Acquaintances tell me “I never forgot you.”
And yet, nobody keeps in touch without a lot of effort on my part. I wish I knew how to transition my “I remember you” power into an “I want to be closer to you” power.
Give him his soul back you monster
Yeah, you’re only allowed one soul.
I am like this and do not understand it. Literally the other day a FedEx guy remembered me because he was my brother’s friend, another guy said he remembered me from 2nd grade. Neither of them at all familiar to me, and this happens regularly. I could never be a spy. It’s not looks, I’m average in looks. This is not a small town either.
I like to say ‘knock knock’ to get someone’s attention, seems to be a little less starting than a hand on the shoulder.
Approach where they can see you in their line of vision but not directly. Approach at a 45 degree angle.
Live SCP, image of anon is a cognitohazard.
They should start wearing juggalo makeup
IDK, since my soul was collected people seem to unconsciously avoid me, and eye contact that lasts for a second would seem long, if he can describe having a conversation I suspect it’s something else.
i have this attribute… i always figured it was because im on the scary side of tall….
but i also have a thing where at restaurants, the server frequently forgets my order… they’ll get everyone else at the table, but when the food comes, mine isn’t there….
it’s happened so many times i avoid any place with a waiter/waitress….I also have weak presence, but I like joking about actually being a ninja
I call it my ‘stealth field,’ because I can turn it off. It just defaults to on.
You can use this power to be an incredible hypnotist or subtly manipulate people
OP is a high level rouge with a CHA dump stat.
Very sad when someone innocent gets caught in the range of a false hydra’s song
