daggermoon@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 month agoAnon is lacking something metaphysicallemmy.worldimagemessage-square54linkfedilinkarrow-up1385arrow-down120
arrow-up1365arrow-down1imageAnon is lacking something metaphysicallemmy.worlddaggermoon@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 month agomessage-square54linkfedilink
minus-squarenutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up65arrow-down1·1 month agotry burping and then saying “oh fuck yeah that’s good” as you approach before you get too close. this way they know you’re coming and they know what you’ll smell like
minus-squareCeruleum@lemmy.wtflinkfedilinkarrow-up16·1 month agoAnd if you can’t burp, you can instead fart.
minus-squareyngmnwntr@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down1·1 month agoI hate fartin and wastin’ it, I’d rather burp and be tastin’ it!
minus-squareCeruleum@lemmy.wtflinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoWith enough workarounds you can taste your farts as well.
minus-squarenutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-21 month agowhile you rip you can let out a sigh and say “ugghhh god yea” so again they know What to expect
minus-squareSyd@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 month agoIt’s also cleverly putting the idea in their head that you smell good.
try burping and then saying “oh fuck yeah that’s good” as you approach before you get too close. this way they know you’re coming and they know what you’ll smell like
And if you can’t burp, you can instead fart.
I hate fartin and wastin’ it, I’d rather burp and be tastin’ it!
With enough workarounds you can taste your farts as well.
You mean like this?
That’s elite!
while you rip you can let out a sigh and say “ugghhh god yea” so again they know What to expect
Username checks out.
It’s also cleverly putting the idea in their head that you smell good.