• Opisek@lemmy.world
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      14 days ago

      Depends… Do the two halves grow back into two billionaires. Is that how they multiply?

        • 🏴Akuji@leminal.space
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          13 days ago

          Yeah, and they were right about it 😠
          Cut them horizontally, and they’ll agonize until they die from blood loss. And there’s so many ways to botch a vertical cut, what with all those solid bones like the skull or the pelvis…
          A sharp guillotine blade right on the neck is the tried-and-tested humane way to deal with the owners 🙃