• Opisek@lemmy.world
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    14 days ago

    Depends… Do the two halves grow back into two billionaires. Is that how they multiply?

      • 🏴Akuji@leminal.space
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        13 days ago

        Yeah, and they were right about it 😠
        Cut them horizontally, and they’ll agonize until they die from blood loss. And there’s so many ways to botch a vertical cut, what with all those solid bones like the skull or the pelvis…
        A sharp guillotine blade right on the neck is the tried-and-tested humane way to deal with the owners 🙃