It started out so strong.
Engrish to Ngrrrrrsh
It’s just English the first sentence.
I think that’s the ketamin kicking in.
You can feel that blood clot really wedging itself in there.
Looks like they scanned the original with an OCR but I wonder what really happened.
You just know when you read something like this, whatever you bought is going to be a POS. This is pretty much an instant return for me.
I got a prostate massager with an instruction manual like this and it makes me shoot fat ropes every time.
Your mom’s the best
This is pretty much an instant return for me.
Exactly. Because you know they are going to refund your money and let you keep it.
Ironically, there are a lot of solid products online that for whatever reason just refuse to use competent translators for their descriptions and pamphlets.
if this was from amazon I’m pretty sure reason code other forces the shipping cost onto the consumer, it’s not surprising they want that
Never heard of that before. Is that a US thing?
possibly, I just know specific return codes change who does shipping, like a defect shoves shipping bsck on the seller
It almost feels like plausible deniability like No, mr. Amazon, we didn’t tell the customer how they should refund this item.
Nah, they just refuse to hire a translator.
This feels like a condensed version of what a teacher must go through when reading a lazy students 3 page paper.
Rofund
