• Lauchs@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    I gave up on closing the bathroom door, which was fine when only my cat lived there.

    But eventually I got a serious gf and forgot that normal people shut the door while pooping. I can still hear her shriek as she walked by “WE’RE NOT THERE YET!”

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    4 months ago

    If you sit on the toilet too long, you’ll get hemorrhoids. -Your cat

  • fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk
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    4 months ago

    I’ve also got a silver toilet guardian:

    Doesn’t scratch at the door, but miaows sadly and repeatedly and bumps into the door until let in.

    His need to be in the bathroom if there’s a person in there is so strong, he has recently learnt to operate door handles, to let himself in.