Meh, I’m not the main character, I’m shooting for finally cutting loose. You behave your entire life, the second the rules are gone, it’s going to be Fallout baby.

They’re basically be canning themselves up so the raiders will have a nice setup when they invade. They’re doing all the prep work. I know I’ll survive.

You would fall for around 2.8–3.0 seconds, so you would reach a velocity of around 60–65 mph, so you better angle yourself perfectly; feet first to avoid major injuries. Compared to hitting the deck, which would would be like crashing a car at roughly 62 mph into a solid wall. So the waters definitely the better option.

I think this likely explains it all, damn… Need to pray the dev comes out of hibernation soon, as I’m used to Arctic. 🤞🥴🤞

Simple. I kill my doppelgänger, if he wins he wanted it more.

Agreed, the company is just waiting out a class action lawsuit where they will only end up paying 20% of what they’ve made as legal punishment; a scam old as time. I would wonder if they’ve put this in writing or could be recorded demanding the employees do these behaviors.

https://youtu.be/iLcyWgSChhs

Scotty Doesn’t Know That Fiona and me Do it in my van every Sunday…

What a liar. I hope that pasty cat f***** suffers a slowly from feline AIDS. Seeing as he’s the reason the feline population even caught it.

You guys trust your farts? I always presume each oncoming fart is a world ending disaster.

Incentives to not showering before the airport. 😉

It’s finally happening to me… I have no clue who most the people in the top of the picture are.

It is if the official is being payed to lure fellow officials into making big security mistakes. Anyone who knows a sociopath knows they would sell their mom for a candy bar.

I’ve worked in quite a few DARPA projects and I can almost 100% guarantee you are correct.

The picture makes him look like a Dollar Store, Kathy Bates.

https://youtu.be/iLcyWgSChhs

I (jokingly) told my sister he would likely kill the pope this year on NYE, so I received so many texts saying I was a prophet. That’s how I heard of his passing.

Welcome to being an adult and finally realizing capitalism mainly involves screwing the workers and increasing product prices to make investors happy. We were never meant to be happy, just milked to death.

Like the French Revolution, it takes a lot for a revolt. Ultimately if faces aren’t seen, it forgotten. As for republicans, if they aren’t white faces; it’s forgotten in a day or two.

until a wayward Egyptian mummy comes and sucks out the old people’s souls thru their a-holes.

So, basically the mummy was a Kappa, looking for shirikodama’s?