• otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    3 months ago

    I can’t tell if his inability to dementedly choke to death on his own tongue is mainly because he’s so full of shit that his uvula bounces on a turd trampoline or that he’s so used to taking multiple oligarch chodes at once he has no gag reflex.

    Either way, it’s mildly fascinating.

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      3 months ago

      he’s so full of shit that his uvula bounces on a turd trampoline

      chef’s kiss~ My friend, you are a wordsmith.

      • The Quuuuuill@slrpnk.net
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        3 months ago

        I can’t tell if his inability to dementedly choke to death on his own tongue is mainly because he’s so full of shit that his uvula bounces on a turd trampoline or that he’s so used to taking multiple oligarch chodes at once he has no gag reflex.

        Either way, it’s mildly fascinating.

        There. I’ve enloudened it

    • CaptObvious
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      3 months ago

      We’ll know when we find out who’s paying him hush money