There’s a hair on the screen, and now it’s in my mouth.

I’m sorry to hear this. Godspeed pepper and potato pup.

Looking forward to Josh Brolin reprising his role as Sloth.

I was thinking it may look like a obscured blowjob, or if you’re quickly scrolling by it might look like a crotch being cupped.

Is this the plot to Stand By Me?

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Thank you for reducing content waste.

Sleepy dormice might be one of the cutest things in the world.

Zero. I heavily automate my inbox, so that I only see the important things. Aliases, sieve filters, etc.

I’m all in on Delta, personally. Had Nothing but good experiences.

I’ll tell you who can go fuck themselves: Air France.

United is the fucking worst.

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

I wouldn’t call this bad.

I got into it with friends last weekend when they were talking about Black Adam. I told them it’s 2025, they should just be calling him Adam.

In other news: Chetana has had her name changed to Cortana

Is that the new Nintendo Power Bottom 2?

Just say “retard” if you’re gonna say it. Lazily censoring it seems worse, because implications.

A bunch of apes walking upright.

thank you for really wiping the lamas ass

Touch me on the back