Guess my favorites…!
“THE SYSTEM, IS DOWN. THE SYSTEM, IS DOWN. THE SYSTEM, IS DOWN. THE SYSTEM, IS DOWN. The Cheat! Is grounded!”
“What is this? Did the quadratic formula explode? I see a ‘Strong ba’ in there, but it’s getting eaten, by some… Linux or something.”
“BACK OFF BABY”
“No way. You’re just a kid! Maybe when you’re older…”
We had that light switch installed for you so you could turn the lights on and off. Not so you could throw light switch raves!
The system! Is down! The system! Is down! The system! Is down!
Yep, you got it right - “techno”!
Now let’s go break open that glow stick into home star runners Mountain Dew. I hear they have to pump your stomach when you drink that stuff.
This is quoted in my house A LOT
A favorite for me is “That’s not a good prize!”
Computer over. Virus = very yes
FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR
Computer over.
Virus = Very Yes.
“Computer over”? “Virus = very yes”!? That’s not a good prize!
Dude, sbemail #118 - virus is pure meta brilliance.
I said come on fhqwhgads, I said come on fhqwhgads
Everybody to the limit! Everybody to the limit! Everybody come on fhqwhgads!
Whut the hell?
Its close, but not an exact match
The plot thickens …
The chief is to the limit
chief
Oh…oh no.
Trogdooorr
The burninator
Consummate V’s!
And I will never ever ever ever ever write a song about the Sibby.
Techno. My son does too. He throws light switch raves.
Or Crazy Cartoon. Or Japanese Cartoon.
No, no, it’s Virus. Tough to understand the jumping off the screen or popup gags these days, though.
Another vote for “Virus.” Lots of 4th wall breaking. Also, the anti-virus report from “Edgar”
“Computer over? Virus = Very Yes?”
It’s in a better place now. Actually, it’s in the same place, but with a big hole in it!
You murderer! You killed my brother! I mean, computer!
I haven’t been able to find it in years, but SB got an email from some chick who wanted to bone him (or whatever PG-13 lingo they used), and accidently deleted it. He panics, then gets another email that’s all broken English, but claiming to be the same person. At first excited, he then says:
“You are not [name]! You are not even literate!” And let me tell you, my 10 year old ass laughed until I dang near pissed myself
“Come back Ali… Come back Ali’s sister…”
That was the “sisters” sbemail!
“Well, Ali. There’s ONE of me. A-deleted…”
“DELETED!? WHAT?! WAIT, WHAT HAPPENED? NO! UNDELETED! UNDELETED!”
Holy crap, I was convinced I’d never get to see it again! That’s exactly the one, watched it just now! Thanks!
deleted by creator
Then he’d dream about who’s hotter. Ali or Ali’s sister. And you could click on the pictures and they would cycle through women from Leisure Suit Larry.
Yes! OMG, I’d forgotten about that!
“Virus.”
Computer over?
Virus = very yes?
That’s not a good prize!
Hey, I just saw someone post desktop bg of this on a different community.
That was also me… ;)
Small world!
I put the EdgarWare jingle into 8088 Tetris Attack.
“Very yes” has become an unironic part of my vocabulary.
My daughter’s 8th grade French teacher was the writer of one. I felt brushed by fame.
We put that second lightswitch in so that you could turn the lights on and off
Not so you could throw light switch raves!
I often quote light switch rave 😁
Checkin’ my email hopin’ it’s from a female
“Hello, my name is Trevor. I am a vampire and…”
I am a vampire and what? I am a vampire and… here’s a million dollars?
I little email Some you and me-mail
Haha that’s about as much as I can remember, aside from Trogdor
Some of the very first ones were great; Trevor the vampire, and the one that birthed Homsar (possibly the very first one?). Stuck with it for all the classics; lightswitch rave, Trogdor, teen girl squad, 20X6, Sweet Cuppin’ Cakes (I still bring up Eh, Steve! to this day).
Eventually they started getting longer and longer and lost a lot of the punchiness and I stopped watching.
I think my favourite is probably Trogdor. The way Strong Mad has just carved ‘DAGRON’ into the table always makes me chuckle for some reason.
Trogdor is definitely my number one sbemail.
