It do be that guy

Disrespectfully, no.

I go :3 but i wanna be the holder not the holdee 😈

I saw that immediately! Glad I wasn’t the only one

Why are the I’s dotted? Is it implying that they are lowercase when all other letters are capitalized? Why is the dot higher up than the top of the capital letters, like its some kind of accent?

Why does the I in “GIVEN” not have a dot like the others???

I hate this so much.

Good sentiment though.

Collecting?? Is that why my robot’s vagina slams shut when I’m done and then it runs to the post office every time?

Someone say mpreg 🫃?

Ceasar added two extra months to the calendar.

Ceasar was stabbed.

The requirements clearly state that only one switch controls the bulb

What is the purpose of having 3 switches next to eachother that all control the same light?

You mean you neam immune

Dont forget about the crypto scams too!

This is meow hole!

Artist is Lodetail.

Consider this a warning: lots of feral pokemon smut if you decide to look them up…

(Please don’t ask why I recognized their work 😐)

My experience with the George forman grill, which I assume is a common one, is to have only ever gotten them second hand and thus without the drip tray.

Try to use it as a grill and it will spill grease and oil all over your countertop. HOWEVER, they make a great panini press 🙂

The ONE problem with replacing the CEO with AI, is that companies actually need CEOs… so that there is someone to be held accountable when the company gets caught doing something naughty. Every other management position though…

Magic reached that point more than 10 years ago…

Naw. I tried a lot. Various toys, vibrating and not, different positions, etc. It just don’t work for me

Sadly it doesnt work for everyone. All I got was a sore ass and felt like I needed to shit the whole time.

Purple.