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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to Would You Rather@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 year ago

WYR: Would you rather have hair for teeth or teeth for hair?

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WYR: Would you rather have hair for teeth or teeth for hair?

SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to Would You Rather@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 year ago
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  • Lacanoodle
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    Hair for teeth is hell. Can’t even eat. Naaaa no way am I doing that

    • wolfshadowheart@slrpnk.net
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      I am become whale

  • remotelove@lemmy.ca
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    Function over fashion. Hair for teeth, especially if that makes me a blue whale.

    • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comOPM
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      I did not expect this! Thought this would be a straightforward teeth for hair question!

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        Well, I can’t think of a creature that has anything related to external teeth instead of hair, less a few bizarre mutations that might have occurred.

        Blue whales, on the other hand: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baleen

        • threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works
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          Isn’t shark skin rough because it’s basically covered in tiny teeth?

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            Huh, TIL. On reading about them, shark denticles primarily consist of dentin. Denticles are as close to teeth as baleen are to hair, I suppose.

            I guess we could dig around and find more surprisingly logical answers to OPs question.

            (Still, a shark or a whale is a decent choice.)

        • Squibbles@lemmy.ca
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          Hope you REALLY love shrimp. Or krill I guess but that’s harder to find at the grocery store.

          • remotelove@lemmy.ca
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            I do! While there are probably some major drawbacks, like having to swallow the occasional religious prophet or sentient log, it kinda sounds OK.

  • TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml
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    Either way, the phrase “brush your teeth” would take on a whole new meaning.

  • Dharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.net
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    First instinct is teeth for hair, because hair for teeth means constant upkeep to keep from choking, and can’t chew. But then I remembered laser hair removal exists, and so do dentures.

    Now my main wonder is if body hair and pubic hair is also replaced with teeth… I think I’m leaning more towards hair for teeth. Being covered in patchy, sparse (potentially curly?) teeth under my arms and all over my body sounds… Worse. Much worse.

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    Teeth for hair, they can be plucked out and I can go back to being bald as I basically am now. Hair for teeth would be worse than useless.

  • CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org
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    Am I still bald?

    • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comOPM
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      You can have a teeth Mohawk

      • CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org
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        Nice!

        Maybe I can make a small business out of just showing up to metal concerts.

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    I would rather stupid threads like this never existed.

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      • chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world
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        Would be much more effective with teeth for hair!

    • CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org
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      LostLemmings

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