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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Highway bandits in Mexico make off with 40 tons of avocados

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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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Highway bandits in Mexico made off of with over 40 tons of avocados
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  • rubikcuber@feddit.uk
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    Correct. Avocado ≠ Onion

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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      You should start a Lemmy community called NotAvocado about things that aren’t avocado. I’d do it myself but I’m too lazy to find out how, let alone moderate it afterwards 😄

      • ripcord@lemmy.world
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        What about a pineapple? Is it an avocado?

        Or a tough one - the Magna Carta?

        • BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world
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          You’ve awakened Chuck

          • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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            Definitely an avocado.

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    Damn millennial bandits! Send out a warning to all toast manufacturers in the area asap!

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      Time to ban avocados. Then those millennials will finally be able to afford houses.

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      My guacamole futures just went through the roof

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    But I just got in the 120 tonnes of toast in!!! I need these back!

    • Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Your ratios are way off, consider going by volume instead.

      Also: so you have the imported fancy sea salt?

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        I figured that each avocado would be good for 3 toasts. And I have people in utah at some lake just trying to dry it out for that rare salt.

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    I might consider watch Fast and Furious again if Fast 11 contained a 40 ton avocado heist. The last one i saw was probably Fast 4

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    And they will be valuable if they can sell them in the next 4 to 6 hours!

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    … aaaaaaand now they’re all mush.

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    I hate that when I think about Mexican avocados I always think about cartels! IDK who is worse, chiquita or cartels!

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      deleted by creator

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      Chiquita is a cartel. The list of heinous shit they’re responsible for is absurd.

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    They’ll probably launder them into real estate; possibly a penthouse in Dubai or a townhouse down the road from Buckingham Palace or something.

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    I’ve played enough Animal Crossing to know that you have to pester two tanukis twice a day about the current going rate for your produce, and absolutely DO NOT keep them for longer than a week!

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    fre sha vocado

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