Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 hours agoMy wife found this in the archives of the library where she works.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square17fedilinkarrow-up1245arrow-down16file-text
arrow-up1239arrow-down1imageMy wife found this in the archives of the library where she works.lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 hours agomessage-square17fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareJaymesRSlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·8 hours agoIs this Cum Tax a per instance thing like sales tax or is it an annual assessment like your license plate?
minus-squareSergio@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 hours agoMake sure you keep proof in case you get audited.
minus-squareEager Eagle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·8 hours agoAfter paying for your cum holder registration license, the cum tax is constant when within 150mL a month. Amounts over that must be reported to the IRS, at least in the US.
minus-squareRattlerSix@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·6 hours agoI pay quarterly so I don’t get hit with a big bill at the end of the year
minus-squareJaymesRSlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·6 hours ago150mL limit is for the producer, right? Or would have Rod Stuart needed to pay a special export tax after getting his stomach pumped*? *- this is a reference for the olds.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 hours agoWhat if you’re Marilyn Manson and you’re the producer and the recipient?
minus-squarecdf12345@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·8 hours agoAh yes, the Cum Transaction Record
Is this Cum Tax a per instance thing like sales tax or is it an annual assessment like your license plate?
Make sure you keep proof in case you get audited.
After paying for your cum holder registration license, the cum tax is constant when within 150mL a month. Amounts over that must be reported to the IRS, at least in the US.
I pay quarterly so I don’t get hit with a big bill at the end of the year
150mL limit is for the producer, right? Or would have Rod Stuart needed to pay a special export tax after getting his stomach pumped*?
*- this is a reference for the olds.
What if you’re Marilyn Manson and you’re the producer and the recipient?
Ah yes, the Cum Transaction Record