Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agoMy wife found this in the archives of the library where she works.lemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square21fedilinkarrow-up1337arrow-down18file-text
arrow-up1329arrow-down1external-linkMy wife found this in the archives of the library where she works.lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square21fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareJaymesRSlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·1 month agoIs this Cum Tax a per instance thing like sales tax or is it an annual assessment like your license plate?
minus-squareEager Eagle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·1 month agoAfter paying for your cum holder registration license, the cum tax is constant when within 150mL a month. Amounts over that must be reported to the IRS, at least in the US.
minus-squareRattlerSix@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 month agoI pay quarterly so I don’t get hit with a big bill at the end of the year
minus-squareJaymesRSlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 month ago150mL limit is for the producer, right? Or would have Rod Stuart needed to pay a special export tax after getting his stomach pumped*? *- this is a reference for the olds.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoWhat if you’re Marilyn Manson and you’re the producer and the recipient?
minus-squarecdf12345@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 month agoAh yes, the Cum Transaction Record
minus-squareSergio@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoMake sure you keep proof in case you get audited.
Is this Cum Tax a per instance thing like sales tax or is it an annual assessment like your license plate?
After paying for your cum holder registration license, the cum tax is constant when within 150mL a month. Amounts over that must be reported to the IRS, at least in the US.
I pay quarterly so I don’t get hit with a big bill at the end of the year
150mL limit is for the producer, right? Or would have Rod Stuart needed to pay a special export tax after getting his stomach pumped*?
*- this is a reference for the olds.
What if you’re Marilyn Manson and you’re the producer and the recipient?
that’s a taxing
Ah yes, the Cum Transaction Record
Make sure you keep proof in case you get audited.