It’ll have its uses, I’m sure, but is not like this training specialized compressors is free, or even always advantageous

The goal of OpenZL is to generate specialized compressors, optimized for user’s input. To this end, you are going to train a new profile and use it to compress the data. The approach makes more sense when compressing a large flow of similar data, because the cost of training is then amortized across all future compressions.

it’s obviously satire

While working for 12 years as the Director of HR for a multinational, Faith realized that firing people gave her an almost-spiritual high.

Out of the office, Faith coaches a little league softball team and looks after her sick mother - obligations she looks forward to being free of!

I’d even pay to watch that

yeah, this guy got syntax highlighting backwards. It never occurred to me that I should know the element-to-color mappings of my theme. For what good would that serve?

• Complains that it’s hard to see purple becoming red when return is misspelled
• Creates a theme that doesn’t differentiate reserved keywords from variables at all

That usually works IME, you just need to drag the sliders to pick a more general selector than an ID or specific class

those are mostly red and orange, so that also confirms the other comments’ guesses:

The assistant is in 2005

against the laziest vibe coder, probably

the name is menemommonomorable

and in Spanish Korean, apparently

Haikus are overrated

Bit anticlimactic too

Show me thy butthole

😏

I don’t even have a choice

RDR2

it’s fine, python releases don’t use semantic versioning

amazing, it also works with deers!

it’ll take a while to reach 3.141 or 3.1415

you can actually call it from command line in this release:

$ 𝜋thon --version

Python 3.14.0

https://github.com/python/cpython/pull/125035

You win

We’re not the same