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minus-squareEager Eagle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·10 hours agoAfter paying for your cum holder registration license, the cum tax is constant when within 150mL a month. Amounts over that must be reported to the IRS, at least in the US.
minus-squareRattlerSix@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·8 hours agoI pay quarterly so I don’t get hit with a big bill at the end of the year
minus-squareJaymesRSlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·9 hours ago150mL limit is for the producer, right? Or would have Rod Stuart needed to pay a special export tax after getting his stomach pumped*? *- this is a reference for the olds.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 hours agoWhat if you’re Marilyn Manson and you’re the producer and the recipient?
minus-squarecdf12345@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·10 hours agoAh yes, the Cum Transaction Record
After paying for your cum holder registration license, the cum tax is constant when within 150mL a month. Amounts over that must be reported to the IRS, at least in the US.
I pay quarterly so I don’t get hit with a big bill at the end of the year
150mL limit is for the producer, right? Or would have Rod Stuart needed to pay a special export tax after getting his stomach pumped*?
*- this is a reference for the olds.
What if you’re Marilyn Manson and you’re the producer and the recipient?
that’s a taxing
Ah yes, the Cum Transaction Record