I missed out on “not pooping for a week” being the hot topic but there is more potential for funny answers to that than whatever is going on with moths and beans right now. And if you want to not poop for a week, I’ve heard opioids are effective.

A pillow between the knees is a gift for side sleepers regardless of age!

Let’s not forget zlibrary :)

Edit: just realized the post said audiobooks, not ebooks. AudioBookBay is your friend.

Being bitten by one of those radioactive horses is my hero origin story.

Fantastic price for a colonoscopy for those that don’t have good health insurance.

It’s true that people do develop a tolerance to caffeine if they drink it regularly, but even when I didn’t drink it often, I didn’t feel a difference after having a coffee in the morning and or if I drank some late at night in an attempt to stay up later.

It must be so nice to be in the category of people who are able to be energized or kept awake by caffeine :(

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Going to make it a priority to introduce the poo of other animals into my vernacular.

“Did you see that performance last night? Absolutely yakshit!”

Just a little fun fact: the color was actually named after the fruit and not the other way around :D

“The word “orange” came into English from the Old French “pomme d’orenge”, which referred to the fruit.”

There are still blackberries though…

The duality of wolf.

Relatable.

Congratulations on your five new cats!

A light sleeper just means that your sleep is easily disturbed by small changes in your surroundings (like the turn of a doorknob, a car passing by outside, a text message to a phone on vibrate). There isn’t a strict criteria for it.

Permanently jet lagged.

Teleguard, not Telegram

I use Signal, and I’ve read that Session and Teleguard are also good alternatives.

Either people who see positive results equate “more” with “better”, or plastic surgery doesn’t fix the underlying insecurities and self-scrutiny that caused them to get it in the first place.

Exercise programs, language courses, and music streaming services are a few things you can try out before committing to them. The free trial should be enough to determine whether the methods are helpful enough for you want to continue for the first two, and the latter is a convenient way of discovering new music without ads that doesn’t drain your battery quickly.

The shower is my happy place. Why would you possibly want to add stress to it? :D

This is what happens when you feed one after midnight.