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minus-squarerazorcandy@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up45·1 day agoBeing bitten by one of those radioactive horses is my hero origin story.
minus-squarermuk@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·1 day ago“The anxiety of an man with the ability to be rendered into glue after death of a horse.”
minus-squareA_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·1 day ago“Also, sometimes his bowels get twisted up and he dies.”
minus-squareMayor Poopington@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·13 hours ago“And he’s afraid of shiny things”
minus-squareSimulation6@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 hours agoand has no control over his bowels.
minus-squareJasonDJ@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up16·1 day agoAdoring fangirl: so why do they call you “horse man”? Horseman: let’s go back to my place and I’ll show you… …later, in the horse cave… Fangirl: omg it smells like a damp barn
minus-squareLousyCornMuffins@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·20 hours agoFangirl: let me get my saddle
Being bitten by one of those radioactive horses is my hero origin story.
“The anxiety of an man with the ability to be rendered into glue after death of a horse.”
“Also, sometimes his bowels get twisted up and he dies.”
“And he’s afraid of shiny things”
and has no control over his bowels.
Adoring fangirl: so why do they call you “horse man”?
Horseman: let’s go back to my place and I’ll show you…
…later, in the horse cave…
Fangirl: omg it smells like a damp barn
Fangirl: let me get my saddle