Excuse me, but I can think of a couple other people I’d like you to meme about…

Well, that feels nice to hear. 🙄

Hey baby, are you an angel?

Because you’d have to be to put up with my BS.

It’s such a garbage-tier app and always has been. Credit to Valve for busting open online app stores, but I have no idea why people like Steam so much.

Is it true that all these parliament buildings are so spiky so giant hobos won’t nap on them?

Picard brand diaphragms draw the line here! And no further!

The FBI don’t need a back door, they just to find the plaintext default password some unpaid intern built into the product for testing purposes before Russia does.

Crazy that Wario is shilling for Hyundai, tho.

I still can’t fucking believe the same guy directed Zoolander 2 and Severance.

https://sh.itjust.works/post/1580927 🐨

It pries, it scrapes, it can do anything!

He understands that papa Putin will release the kompromat if he doesn’t say this.

I stopped believing in adults in 2016. Some kids are just bigger than others.

Nice stick.

If you build enough solar and wind to kick fossils off the grid, they’re going to overproduce at times of peak operation. Rather than wasting that peak production, use it to process CO2.

Also, Canada’s forests burned so hard, they were a net emitter this year. I’m not sure how reliable a carbon sink trees really are as the warming gets worse…

It’s just a widdle baby star.

He wears a disguise to get some delta flies, but he’s not Tom Paris, he’s a Proton Boo.

Premeditating the murder of a plant.

If the party doesn’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.

If a big magnet protects spaceship earth from cosmic rays, a smaller magnet should protect spaceship enterprise from death rays.

But seriously, my take was always that there was something like an inner and an outer hull, and by polarizing them with opposing charges you might reinforce them so explosions are less likely to blast the outer hull off. Kind of like a magnetic lock around the entire ship.