Wow, even after reading your comment, I don’t think I would be able to recognise these.

Nice try; Americans don’t have public transport.

/s

I’m so confused with OPM chapter numbers… I thought the latest chapter is 196.

True, I haven’t considered going more than once…

2 hours? As a non-american, I sometimes forget how car-centric and spread out American cities are… I knew Americans drive a lot, but 2 hours? Please tell me that’s the combined back and forth trip, not each way…

A few hours? How far do you live from your work?

Thanks. Always leave a paper trail… especially toilet paper trail.

Write an email to HR, leaving a paper trail in case they retaliate…

If they don’t solve this issue, I would just go home to take a dump and come back without clocking out… If they complain, I would tell them they need reasonable toilet paper.

You might get fired for it, so I would start applying for other jobs before attempting this.

Are you sure this is a typo and not intentional? This is pretty awesome.

Oh yeah, I have been speedrunning my showers for most of my life, and no one ever told me I was doing it wrong. Only discovered the proper way to shower after seeing a professional car wash… Lol.

First off, not everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant smells, and secondly, some people shower regularly and use deodorant and still smell.

The diet, genetics, and what kind of bacteria live on your skin will affect the body’s odor. I struggled with body odor for years before I discovered that I was showering incorrectly. I learned that after lathering the soap and getting covered by it, you’re supposed to let it sit on the skin for a while before scrubbing and rinsing; this discovery which many consider obvious was new to me, and it stopped my body odour completely to the point I don’t need deodorant at all by simply showering with a correct technique.

The problem is that they don’t get hints at all… they are too dense.

Exactly man… fewer floods, more biodiversity, they look nice which is better for mental health and reducing hypertension (the number one risk factor correlated with deaths), some of them give you fruits or nuts to eat… Trees are awesome.

I think any city should strive to have at least as many trees as the number of people living in it.

Wait till you’re a billion years old, I’m exclusively attracted to supermassive black holes now…

I get not liking some vegetables, but none of them?

This guy is the actual manifestation of mayonnaise.

A wizard is never late, nor is he early; he is born precisely when he means to.

up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A.

As a guy with misophonia, noise cancelling earbuds are preserving my sanity.

I’ve seen enough of his videos to know he is absolutely bonkers.