Im having difficulty finding names I like. I need two - three names that roll off the tongue and wouldn’t be out of place with a long hyphenated surname.
No religious names
No surnames
No places
Nothing that rhymes with Aden
Upvote good suggestions otherwise post ones. Bonus points if it’s a sci-fi name.
Edit: lots of good suggestions, but I think I’m going with ‘Wash’.
Lemmy McLemmyface
OP may have made a tactical error asking this on the internet
There are no bad suggestions.
I see, I seem to have missed submitting mine then.
The only bad thing is not being suggested to
They aren’t leaving it to a vote though.
I hope this wins
Slartibartfast?
We do live in a country with nice crinkley edges.
I would either go with a easy to remember naming system, something like child_male_0000, or with a type 4 UUID, to avoid naming collisions.
If it’s a long complicated surname you can’t go wrong with a short simple first name. I’m gonna throw Sam into the ring, after our lord and saviour Samwise.
Gotta always go with the classics. Steve, Bob, Phil
deleted by creator
My fav so far
deleted by creator
Please don’t name your kid Wash
That’s a long name, but I guess he could shorten it to Pleasy.
How about Washington?
Andrew, after me
Excellent suggestion your grace
I hope you don’t go with your edit.
My wife won’t let me use “Kaladin,” the name of one of my favorite characters from Brandon Sanderson’s The Stormlight Archive series. But I think it’s an excellent name and has an easy nickname (Kal).
Call him something you can shorten to Kal. For example, my sister named her kid Callum, but they shorten it to Cal. I know it’s because my brother in law is a huge stormlight fan.
deleted by creator
It sounds like a KDE program.
Spensa? Doomslug? (That one’s not the best kid name)
- Latitude
- Avalanche
- Glacier
Naruto-chan
or Boruto if you’re already called Naruto
Doruto if their hyphenated last name is cool-ranch or nacho-cheese
Jimothy?
Billiam?
Tedward?
I wish my parents named me Tedward
I believe you have been watching too many Dr. Glaucomflecken videos, my friend.
I don’t know what that is, but now I feel like I should find out.
Update: I found it. I know nothing about being a doctor, but he’s still funny.
Hahaha, he’s great. Jimothy is one of his most common side characters. And he uses your naming convention for lots of his other side characters. Jimothy, Todrick, etc.
Agree with others who have suggested short names. Here’s 3, inspired by one guy!
Paul
Kyle
Dale
(I appreciate that Paul is in the Bible, but still…)
Clarify “Paul” with an appropriate middle name.
Paul Muadib McPatronyn-Matronymovich
Paul: What do you call the mouse shadow in the second moon?
Stilgar: We call that one Muad’Dib.
Paul: Could I be known as Paul Muad’Dib?
Stilgar: You are Paul Muad’Dib!
OOOH OOH WHAT ABOUT THE CAPTAIN!
Alex. Simple, gender neutral, not religious (I don’t think), not a surname, not a place, doesn’t rhyme with Aden.
I already have an enby friend called Alex, it would be confusing.
cornbread
Bless your heart!
