Now that I think about it, Megan Kelly does look like that one hot teacher in your school district who eventually gets hauled away for banging a high school student.

Sounds like he probably thought he got food poisoning or a stomach flu when the symptoms first appeared. The two weeks later, when we had red meat again, it killed him.

Lots of people don’t consult a doctor if they have a random episode of vomiting or diarrhea.

He does wear face paint

I can’t believe Flag Eagleton did the president dirty. And that man calls himself a patriot.

My grandfather worked in the Norilsk sandwich mines as state sandwich cutter. I stand by what I said.

This sandwich is straight out of the USSR.

Unnecessary labor that only exists to keep sandwich cutters employed. It produces an odd looking product that would never last in a free market economy. This is the Lada of sandwich cuts.

This is a sandwich for Khrushchev.

LA and Chicago have a shit load of guns.

Article IV of the constitution

“no religious Test shall ever be required as a Qualification to any Office or public Trust under the United States”

Anyone who’s read even a little bit about the American colonies and the American revolution knows that the founders were NOT cool with state religion. The Church of England was being used a tool of tyranny, and America’s foundered did not want to recreate that system.

I’ll bet money that he’s going to actually try to do this.

Remember when Congress voted to send Americans assistance checks during the pandemic — and Trump plastered his name all over those checks for shameless political points?

This guy 100% wants to send out “Trump” checks again.

Sorry misread the parent comment. My dyslexic ass skipped “my”

Are you working for the government?

I don’t see why you would do that job if know you’re going to frequently go for weeks / months without pay once every year or two, you’re constantly understaffed, and you’re working like this in 2025…

Don’t forget about the disabled and elderly.

I know some folks with severe degenerative diseases and no family to help. They spend their money on assistance to get to the damn toilet, but the GOP wants them to “get a job” or to quote New Max’s Rob Schmitt, stop spending money to “get their nails done” and “to get their weaves.”

This is what happens when you elect millionaires and billionaires to represent normal people. They don’t understand the what it’s like to need support, or to be a family that’s trying to work and support someone who is elderly or severely disabled.

I’m sure this spicy meme will bring back my job and lower the cost of living.

This whitehouse is so out of touch.

Someone will 100% create two big uniteeth.

After reading that article, this feels like something that I would want a trained professional to oversee.

Other blue states need to do their part, but doing “their own prop 50” probably won’t be a thing.

Every state handles their constitution, legislation and redistricting differently. Politicians in Texas can just redraw districts if they want. In CA, the citizens control the keys to voting districts.

Also, if other states did want to vote on something, they would need to scramble for an expensive special election now. They just missed the annual window to vote.

Texas doesn’t allow for citizens to gather signatures to put something directly on the ballot. The politicians control everything.

CA citizens used a citizen-led ballot initiative to take the redistricting keys away from the legislature. Stuff like this has to go before voters in CA.

The people are more in control in CA.