Dad dies when you’re 23. Mom is mentally ill, don’t ruin yourself trying to save her. Buy bitcoin!

Yup, I’m a fellow ginger. Fucking hate going to the dentist, it always hurts no matter how much they give me :(

Do you by any chance have red hair?

The pain medication affects red heads differently, and they usually need more than most people do.

Nice. Sparkasse, if I’m not mistaken.

Autocorrect probably got confused. I use two languages and autocorrect on my phone messes up the spelling sometimes for similarly spelt words.

3.5/12

I usually wash my hands before meals, but like, when I buy something quick to eat at the train station it’s not exactly convenient to wash my hands.

Werewolves turns from human to werewolf when there’s a full moon.

The house turned into a warehouse.

Get a vasectomy, then start the relationship.

A chaotic take. I like it.