• LongPigFlavor@lemmy.ml
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    1 year ago

    Your parents getting divorced and you should tell your parents to get you diagnosed for autism. Especially since we used to be mute when we were younger and we were also in special ed and rode the short bus.

  • janus2@lemmy.sdf.org
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    1 year ago
    1. you’re right about all the contradictions in the Bible
    2. drop everything and immediately begin learning Java and Python. if you get good enough you can skip college entirely and save years of emotional hell
    3. convince mom to let you quit the instruments you hate playing and do computer extracurriculars instead
    4. buy bitcoin sell in Nov '21 lol (or just invent it)
    5. learn Mandarin Chinese, not Japanese. also maybe chill w/ the weeb shit
    6. move to NYC as soon as you can and DO NOT LEAVE even if there’s a scary pandemic because you won’t be able to afford to move back and you’ll miss it real bad :(
    7. BUY AN EARTHBOUND CARTRIDGE BEFORE THEY BECOME UNOBTAINABLY EXPENSIVE 😭
  • Kit Sorens@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    1 year ago

    Be less Christian to be more Christ-Like.

    Being gay is not something you’re stuck with, it’s who you are and you have every right to celebrate it.

    You’re very clever. Don’t use your cleverness to manipulate or do harm.

    You will find love.

    ACAB

  • Chai@lemmy.ml
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    1 year ago

    Dad dies when you’re 23. Mom is mentally ill, don’t ruin yourself trying to save her. Buy bitcoin!

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    1 year ago

    So you love watching anti-pride protests on YT, right? Actually you love cocks too. You’re bi haha cope kiddo does fortnite dances.

  • PelicanPersuader@beehaw.org
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    1 year ago

    It gets better. Seriously. You will find your people and be happy. It’s just gonna take about seven or eight more years. I promise, life is worth living and you’re gonna do great.

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    1 year ago

    Keep a low profile and you’ll be fine. Just don’t take parenting/relationship advice from your parents.

    Also: School stuff really is freaking easy if you’d put in just a little bit of real effort.

    And skip that girl you meeed when you are 17. She’s trouble.

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    1 year ago

    TW child abuse

    Both your mum and dad are using you to hurt each other. The stuff they tell you, the way they hit you and scream at you, all that is wrong. It’s not your fault, and I love you because despite all the evil they unleashed on you, you grow up to be a sensitive, caring, loving human being.

    You have autism. You are not broken, or lazy. You spend your time daydreaming because the real world is incredibly shitty to you. Next time you see a doctor, ask them to speak to them alone, and ask them to get you the help you need.

    None of those children are your friends. They’re nasty bullies and you don’t need their approval.

    Your life gets better. Find this girl in America and be her penpal. Meet up, she’s your soulmate. Tell her everything you know to help her heal, and she’ll help you in return.

    Memorize these dates and use them to make fucktons of money. Use your billions to plant trees. Plant as many trees as possible, as early as possible.

    See you in 40 years. Sincerely, you.

    Edited to add:

    This is a hug, your parents never hug you and you need to be comforted. They’ve never told you they love you, and that’s incredibly important to do every day.

    It’s ok to cry, don’t shut that part of you off to stop the bullying.

    Don’t get on a motorcycle like your dad wants, you don’t have good hand eye coordination or good eyesight, and the accident you get into leads to lifelong chronic pain.

    You are not ugly, and it’s ok to be weird! Celebrate your uniqueness!

    Instead of sitting outside a locked house for hours after school, go to the library and read, you’re allowed to do that.

    That teacher is a pervert, don’t be their friend just because they talk to you.

    Spend more time with your aunts and grandmother, they love you and can help you feel normal.

    Your mum lies to you about a lot of stuff, she’s very damaged and taking it out on you because you arrived a month after her 16th birthday. She was r***d by your dad and made to stay with him, none of that is your fault or burden to bear.

    Your brother is an annoying little shit, just walk away from him. He grows up into a nasty fascistic asshole who blames everyone else for his failures. Including you. Do not ever get involved with anything he does, especially to do with computers

    You have way too much put on you for such a young person. Read these books for ways to withstand it all. I wish I could travel back in time and adopt you.

  • blindbunny@lemmy.ml
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    1 year ago

    Your dad is a piece of shit. Find a mentor before your too old and you have to figure it all out by yourself.